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I Found A Couple Of Genie Jokes On Reddit. Enjoy. by ibinaboonline: 12:37pm On Oct 16, 2023
Here is the first of Genie jokes I just found on Reddit. If you like them I'll post more:


A woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce global competition, and low wages in third-world countries, I can only grant you one wish. So, . . . what shall it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Good Lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a few minutes and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for — a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that map again!"

Will post more, depending on engagement. 😁

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Re: I Found A Couple Of Genie Jokes On Reddit. Enjoy. by insidelife22(m): 12:41pm On Oct 16, 2023
Can't stop laughing

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Re: I Found A Couple Of Genie Jokes On Reddit. Enjoy. by ibinaboonline: 12:56pm On Oct 16, 2023
Very funny indeed 😅
insidelife22:
Can't stop laughing

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