One day, a woman was passing close to where a burial ceremony was going on and she stopped by and starting crying with the family members, before you could know it she was already throwing herself on the ground wailing.

People gathered and were consoling her to take heart that death was ineviatable. But she cried the more, eventually she paused and said oohh, what a good man he was, ahh such a painful loss,

And people around were surprised and they said no, but the person that died is a woman and now she cried the more, chei, ehe, ahhhhh, what would her children do now, living in this wicked world without a mother, they looked at her again and said, the woman doesn't have children, she cried again the more and said , uhhhhhh , ahhhhh, i mean the children wey she for born,

So at this point food was going round and she paused to collect a plate of rice well ganished with chicken, kept by her side and drinks were also going round, they presented mineral to her and she said, the people wey dey drink that malt dem get two head

So while she was complaining about the drink, a little child that was crawling got close to her food and was almost removing her meat, she screamed, MAKE UNA HOLD THAT PICKIN OOOH IF NOT, THEM GO BURY TWO PEOPLE HERE NOW NOW.

lol long throat.

lol long throat.

i have read it before

Funny one!

Kaykerry, your own na to read and make odd comments. I never read joke wey you post before.