A housewife, realizing that the housemaid had started behaving funny, decided to engage her one morning.

Madam:
"Chinyere why you don begin dey behave anyhow these days? E be like Say u no wan know ya mate for this house again o! Face no dey fear face for ya village?"Abi you don carry craze for head?

Chinyere responded immediately:
"Look at you, you call yourself Madam, which kind wife wey u be? After all my food dey sweet pass urown, "

Madam:"Ehn!!!!! Who told you that you cook better than i do?"

Chinyere: "Na Oga now, "

Madam:
"Lord have mercy!!! Papa Nkechi, ??!!!!!!!!? you will come and meet me in this house today, Na war between me and am today. Ohoooo no wonder,  I don dey suspect this thing since, "

Chinyere: "No be all be that o, , I even better pass you for bed, "

Madam:"Yeepa, !!!!!!!!!,  I'm finished!!! So,  Papa Nkechi told u such thing too?"

Chinyere: "No, The driver said so."

Madam:
"Uhmm, Chi chi baby, Chinyerryerry Chinlosky come here ehn,  Good girl. Abeg no let Oga hear that one. OK, "

Thats funny. U re good!

haaa madam breeze don blow fowl yansh don open

i must tell oga for you, shebi u think say u sweet pass bcz u be madam kwo

i go show u pepper better chinyerry yerry, chinolsky me i beg ( pushes madam aside and switches on the tv)

nice one