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The Fastest Dad by saucekid(m): 3:08pm On Sep 14, 2007
3 kids, an american, a brit and a nigerian were arguing on who had the fastest dad

american kid=my dad is the fastest, he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it reaches the target

british kid= my dad is the fastest,he can run across the river thames and back in a split second

now it was time for the nigerian kid

nigerian kid=una papa no try at all. see, my dad is fast to the point that he closes work by 4pm but gets home by 3pm
Re: The Fastest Dad by theffanyi(m): 3:17pm On Sep 14, 2007
[sauce] DO U MEAN UR DAD'S GEAR IS ALWAYS IN REVERSE.

Re: The Fastest Dad by saucekid(m): 3:19pm On Sep 14, 2007
@ theffanyi,

(stupid) i never said it was my dad duh!!!!!!!!!!

could be ur dad,who knows?
Re: The Fastest Dad by Franknerd(m): 4:35pm On Sep 14, 2007
Who said w r not advanced in technology!!!
Re: The Fastest Dad by Nobody: 5:40pm On Sep 14, 2007
trust naija pikinwe no dey come last tongue cool grin cheesy grin
Re: The Fastest Dad by saucekid(m): 7:15pm On Sep 14, 2007
@ lancaster,

who sai?
Re: The Fastest Dad by Jeovy(m): 8:08pm On Sep 14, 2007
Ghost worker shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Fastest Dad by beautious(f): 12:50am On Sep 15, 2007
ha
Re: The Fastest Dad by Oracle(m): 3:20am On Sep 15, 2007
That Naija boy's father did not go to work at all.
Re: The Fastest Dad by saucekid(m): 10:56am On Sep 15, 2007
@ oracle,

who says he did not go to work?

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