A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived
from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the
glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their
sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-
Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for
burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so
high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's
corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are
four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest
are for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them
among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is
wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.
Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on
Mama's left wrist, please get it.
Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a
necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama
is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like
the colors.
I believe you can arrange for a dress for mama before burial. Incase you
need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT
FEELING TOO WELL!!!
Your loving sister.

This is rely stupid. i couldn't stop laughing

Nice transport

naija_diva, i hope u are feeling pretty well yourself. Else, people at home will find some new supplies again. Better go run a check on ur health.

stupid. did you compose that ?

That is what we call "Delivery"
I don't know if she delivered the body or the goods

hahahahahahahaaaaaa

i wouldnt mind having some of those stuffs myself

This is so so funny.

Smuggling by style

anyway hope the dead woman does not think those things were for her burial before them begin see ghost for dream,

Hhaaaaaa they must all be careful not to fall ill cos if they do, the others will begin to make new demands from obodo oyibo.

Hhaaaaaa they must all be careful not to fall ill cos if they do, the others will begin to make new demands from obodo oyibo.

you should have called the topic
THE TRANSPORTER

Yea that joke was funny.But the 2nd to the last sentence was just extremely funny that i burst out laughing.

tanx 9ja_diva

really funny i must confess

I think she forgot to add that mama's stomach be sliced open, there just might be some hard currency in there.

Hiss, see wetin hardship dey cause us.We've become so cold and dead to feelings.its sad but not surprising 2Tim:3:1-5.

clemmmmmmmmm ooooooooo lllllllllllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeeee ole! thief,go still d corpse 4 mortuary

u to dey miss road

you make this statement, make her hate you more ohhh. . . Beware. . .

are they dogs??

cuss in my house i put beware of bingos on the wall

Bingo

For the Chinese tradition, whatever has been touched or worn by the dead should not be own by those whom is still alive.

So whatever it is which is still on that mother's body, we will just burry it all together in her grave.

roflmao

These ones no b chinese, dem b naija, dat rule no go hold.

loooooooooooooool

Brilliant!

Brilliant!

Hehehehehehe f**king genius