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Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by bingbagbo(m): 7:57pm On Oct 28, 2011
which of them fart the most?

i will go for women because i know wat they can do, n they ve specialized in the silent type.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Nobody: 8:10pm On Oct 28, 2011
[size=14pt]Errm! Op!

I know you have the incontrovertible rights to be stup[b]i[/b]d, but i really think you are misusing that opportunity! If you continue at this pace, you'll undeniably die in stupidity! So said because looking at you from a more tangential plane, one cant help but notice that your stupidity cannot be compartmentalized. And since there's no vaccine against such stupidity, marginalizing your case could prove to be detrimental to you!. . .

Now Nairalanders, pls suggest how best we go about helping this Op? I am suggesting
1. Brain Formatting
2. Brain Transplant
3. Brain de-fogging
4. Brain de coagulation
5. Brain upgrade
6. e.t.c

Pls, let's be unanimous in our decisions!. . . Thank you all in advance. . . sad sad

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Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by slimyem: 8:24pm On Oct 28, 2011
Op,wetin dey do your brain?today,u go make sense,tomorrow,you go make senseless.
Killz,virus dey too much inside the brain.i reccomend brain formatting.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 28, 2011
slimyem:

Op,wetin dey do your brain?today,u go make sense,tomorrow,you go make senseless.
Killz,virus dey too much inside the brain.i recommend brain formatting.
[size=14pt]Noted!. . . Let's see what others suggest too![/size] sad
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by freecocoa(f): 8:55pm On Oct 28, 2011
Me I suggest brain transplant cos Op no get brain at all.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Oct 28, 2011
freecocoa:

Me I suggest brain transplant cos Op no get brain at all.
[size=14pt]Ok.[/size] sad
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by bekay911(f): 11:45pm On Oct 28, 2011
Straffkillz i suggest Brain upgrade cos most of d tymes his contributions r matured and reasonable bt today own naaaaaah upgrade am abeg
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Ismail0071(m): 5:14am On Oct 29, 2011
brain upgrade.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by neyostica: 7:00am On Oct 29, 2011
Well dont know much abt the op, but judging with this thread, i go for Brain Transplant, cos it seems hes got non.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by emofine(f): 8:26am On Oct 29, 2011
I'd suggest everyone donates at least one Brain Cell . . .there shall no more be a poverty of thought.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Nobody: 9:04am On Oct 29, 2011
emofine:

I'd suggest everyone donates at least one[b] Brain Cell[/b] . . .there shall no more be a poverty of thought.
[size=14pt]That's a new one. . .[/size]
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Blazing88(f): 9:08am On Oct 29, 2011
lwkmd! dis sexkills sef.
Sexkills i suggest brain formatting.
@op you sef! What a stupid question.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Nobody: 9:27am On Oct 29, 2011
Blazing88:

lwkmd! dis sexkills sef.
Sexkills i suggest brain formatting.
@op you sef! What a silly question.
[size=14pt]No! Pls this is not a laughing matter. He needs help, and it's only us that can help him. . .

Thanks for your suggestion. . .[/size]
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by albacete(m): 6:46pm On Apr 30, 2013
laffing so hard @ sexkillz grammar

brain installation, i would suggest.
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Jeanfortune(f): 5:36am On May 01, 2013
una don use style derail abi na digress from d matter (i no kan sabi sef), bw man and woman who 'mess' pass, simple... as for sexkilz, u gon, u need brain user manual (na me speak dt thing)
Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by bingbagbo(m): 4:47pm On May 01, 2013
Jeanfortune: una don use style derail abi na digress from d matter (i no kan sabi sef), bw man and woman who 'mess' pass, simple... as for sexkilz, u gon, u need brain user manual (na me speak dt thing)



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