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If He Went To Hell. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:32am On Nov 01, 2011
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. Though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human being, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!".
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by eldav(m): 9:44am On Nov 01, 2011
Thrash!

But be encouraged. grin grin grin
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by sylve11: 10:57am On Nov 01, 2011
lol grin grin grin cool
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by bright007(f): 11:02am On Nov 01, 2011
U score zero over 100.dats F9
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by sylve11: 11:08am On Nov 01, 2011
comort road! cool
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by eldav(m): 11:29am On Nov 01, 2011
Sieve11

I jxt saw your profile pics ooh

na your popsi old skool pics be dat or u 4 real?

If na u,why u come dey form sexy na?abi u think se dis place na g.ay site.

Well I hear dere r man-loving brodas in d house,so u might get lucky. wink wink wink
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2011
I've grown thick skin to those who finds fault in me
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by tonyfred(m): 1:07pm On Nov 01, 2011
heard it be4, but still funny.

nice one studio.
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 1:44pm On Nov 01, 2011
grin grin grin
tonyfred
Thanks man


and for dem haters, i will be praying for u guys grin
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by sylve11: 4:10pm On Nov 01, 2011
Studio nobody said that ain't tight, u know grin grin grin cool
Re: If He Went To Hell. . .lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2011
No handsome, some fiful here go praise u with right hand flip u middle finger behind your back with left hand . . Trust Me!

I know dem and i fit mention names grin

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