Hello guys, I've a few jokes to share. You can drop your ideas too.

The first time I found myself in boarding school, I was served white rice and I waited for an hour, but the stew never came. I asked the person beside me about the stew. I was shocked when he replied, "Na jollof rice o!"

In an African school, an elephant was the teacher. She asked her students, "what's the result of two multiplied by two?" The monkey stood up. "Four!" He said. The elephant nodded, "that's correct. Now what's the the square root of a banana?"

A woman on Facebook was boasting about her cooking abilities. I asked her to tell me two basic ingredients for fried rice. I was speechless when she replied, "Fresh tomatoes & coconut oil."

Just because I don't like cooking doesn't mean I can't cook. Have you tasted my hot water before? Oh. You would lick your hands.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose? No body knows!

A man with a sick son went to baba lawo. His son was feeling feverish. The man asked baba to help his son. He fainted when baba said, "the only solution is to cook him for an hour!"

I was with a friend of mine when someone visited him looking troubled. He had a protruding stomach. He asked my friend, "what can I do to reduce the size of my protruding stomach." Guess what my friend told him, "just press it down with an electric iron!"

A damsel on social media wanted to describe herself in a chat. The first thing she said was that she's slim in complexion.

Drop your ideas below. Thanks..

loz