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Take One! Take One! by SPIFF(m): 2:26pm On Sep 16, 2007
TAKE ONE!TAKE ONE!!
There was this wicked king in a village years back who ruled with iron hand.He sent two of his servants, an errand to his friend in the next village. Along the road, the passed by the graveyard which was surrounded all about with mango trees with a lot of ripe fruits on them. They decided to pluck and sell them whenever they get back to the village. They gathered the whole fruits behind a low fence also sorrounding the graveyard. Meanwhile two of the friuts fell behind the fence when plucking. After few hours of doing that they discovered they were getting late, they rush back to the village without getting to the next town and formed series of lies when reporting back to the king. They left hurriedly back to where they kept the friuts and decided to share it equally by picking them one after the other.

The king sent another set of servants to the next town again. On getting to the graveyard, they overheard the other two servants sharing the fruits while hiding behind the fence saying "take One" while the other will reply too, "take one". These servants were sore afraid and ran back to the king and said they, heard God and the Devil sharing the bodies at the graveyard. The king followed them to the scene out of annoyance to witness it by himself.

On getting to the scene, he was astonished about it and decided to wait and see what will happen next. By then they had almost finished sharing the fruits and one of them remebered and said, "what about the two outside" refering to the two mangoes that fell outside the fence. Meanwhile, it was the king and one of his servants that were outside the grave at that moment. The king knowing full well of his share wickedneess fled forgetting his crown behind because he was so sure its the devil that will pick him.
Re: Take One! Take One! by mellow(m): 2:29pm On Sep 16, 2007
A good one. Keep it up[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Re: Take One! Take One! by deekseen(m): 6:35pm On Sep 16, 2007
Nice, i like it.
Re: Take One! Take One! by surugede(m): 6:45pm On Sep 16, 2007
so do i
Re: Take One! Take One! by 9iceX(m): 11:59am On Sep 17, 2007
Perfect one. 9ice jk
Re: Take One! Take One! by efuah(f): 12:12pm On Sep 17, 2007
lol
Re: Take One! Take One! by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Sep 17, 2007
tell the king i'll come back by eigth to catch him grin grin grin grin grin

sweet yoke! i love it.

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