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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Nwaokunkpara: 2:47pm On Jan 02
If not for a waste of resources how can this improve the Kenyan society and Africa at large

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by SharingIsLife(m): 3:38pm On Jan 02
MMWandali:

Or even graduates of witchcraft
Bachelor in witchcraft!!

Terrifying

PhD (Witchcraft). Your President's got that😂

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by EmmyMaestro(m): 4:04pm On Jan 02
You can become self employed immediately you graduate grin grin
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by ivolt: 4:05pm On Jan 02
Jewessgratitud3:
Degree in witchcraft and their country is country is still not developed... Degree kor PHD nii.

This is why the whites look down on Africans because of their backward mentality.

Tomorrow they'll go to a white mans country to look for job and expect them to give you professional jobs and positions that require clear logical and advanced intellectual skills to handle with this kind of wrong beliefs and approach to life and things in general.

If it was your white savior that did this, you won't utter a word.
Why do you need approval from the whites?
Go and fix your inferiority complex.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by KnownUnknown: 4:09pm On Jan 02
Nairaland needs to evolve:

https://factcheck.afp.com/machakos-university-not-launching-degree-witchcraft

The unit exists in a course but there is no course in which you will say that a student will graduate in a degree in witchcraft," Shisia said.

https://allafrica.com/stories/202104300065.html

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by ppogba: 4:12pm On Jan 02
The Kenyan government have just discovered their true calling.

I remembered the day a Nigerian with bad mouth described the Kenyan flag as something that resembles the business card of a native doctor. Chineke!
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by TheWinterBird(f): 4:15pm On Jan 02
Jesus is coming back soon. 🙏

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by GloriousGbola: 4:16pm On Jan 02
@farfalla, your days are numbered! i will enroll for this course and find out how to counter hex you put on me ! angry angry

the curse of your glorious bosoms shall be lifted! angry angry
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by qtx(m): 4:19pm On Jan 02
Truths9ja:
No be Wahala be this niii
It has been launched since 3 years ago. No be Wahala be this niii


Breaking news: Kenyan University Launches Degree in Witchcraft

Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft . The University of Machakos is expected to launch a Witchcraft Degree

The University of Machakos is expected to launch a Witchcraft Degree, setting a milestone as the second institution in the world to give the same.

Speaking during the launch, the Vice-Chancellor said that tens of students had already been drawn by the course and the University planned to leverage local capital to make the course a success.

In the greater Machakos County, we have a lot of indigenous expertise that can be harnessed for the benefit of society and this is the first step towards incorporating this knowledge. We hope that this course will help young people and the younger generation so that valuable historical and cultural knowledge is not missed. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft

The four-year course, scheduled to be launched in April 2021, will be held under the auspices of the School of Humanities and Social Sciences and is subject to acceptance by the University Education Board.

With lecturers from Kenya and other areas, such as Zanzibar, Haiti and Mexico, the course will include various approaches. It would be a residential course so Covid-19 should not be frightened of an inexperienced Witch, with many courses being held at night.

Although specifics of the units in the course were not published by the University, sources told us that the course will have 2 attachments where students in the Eastern African region will be attached to active and practicing witches. The course graduates will have to develop their own private practice and help deal with advanced issues away from the normal ‘nguvu za kiume, biashara, kazi, mke kutoroka na kushika mwizi.’ Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft

Public Reception

The news attracted varied responses from individuals, some calling it a joke and some believing that related classes like witches, such as Organic Chemistry, are taught at the university.

The Board of Higher Education Loans has also agreed to finance the new course, saying that due to the enormous forces they have, graduates from the course will not be expected to repay their loan. Kenyan university launches degree in Witchcraft to help students to study and have a degree in witchcraft



https://www.researchkey.net/breaking-news-kenyan-university-launches-degree-in-witchcraft/
wahala dey!

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by fijihems: 4:19pm On Jan 02
Where are people who graduate from this discipline expected to work? What position are they expected to occupy? And what will be their designation, witchcrafter?
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Wuless82(m): 4:21pm On Jan 02
Truths9ja:
Kenya University Launches Degree in Witchcraft. Picture footage of first student practicing.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02kUBFfYH4yEgN8CGsGvUcYdPeoNsh5Ac3cqmFWrhCqXz7YFZetDsCbFnkHMG7ZGavl&id=100063725570329

May this degree never enter 9ja ooo if not........
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Eniolohunda: 4:21pm On Jan 02
Nothing we no go hear.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by coputa(m): 4:22pm On Jan 02
There's no doubt that AFRICA is cursed.technology rules and control the world and not voodism.

What Africa need is departments in their university where indigenous technology should be improved to complete internationally.
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by themanderon: 4:22pm On Jan 02
Where are those that said there is nothing like witchcraft? Even in the UK there are professors who are experts in witchcraft.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Rossikk(m): 4:23pm On Jan 02
Jewessgratitud3:
Degree in witchcraft and their country is country is still not developed... Degree kor PHD nii.

This is why the whites look down on Africans because of their backward mentality.

Tomorrow they'll go to a white mans country to look for job and expect them to give you professional jobs and positions that require clear logical and advanced intellectual skills to handle with this kind of wrong beliefs and approach to life and things in general.

You are a disgusting slave suffering deep inferiority complex and self hate. You need therapy.

If you had a working brain in your head you would welcome ALL learning, including learning about the non material universe.

The white people you stupidly consider ‘superior’ investigate the supernatural more than anyone else on Earth, and even have tv programs with psychics in live communication with the dead.

They investigate these occult things and even use them against you, even though you are too thick and stupid to realise it.

Mumu.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Goalnaldo(m): 4:25pm On Jan 02
Automatic employment in any organisation or establishment of your choice. Cause I can't imagine the HR that would reject you upon the realization you studied witchcraft 😂
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Morbeta11(m): 4:26pm On Jan 02
African Harry Potters.....
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by israelmao(m): 4:28pm On Jan 02
Of what benefit is this to African development?The other nations are going into space and inventing new technologies Africa is here advancing witchcraft.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Rossikk(m): 4:29pm On Jan 02
Truths9ja:
Kenya University Launches Degree in Witchcraft. Picture footage of first student practicing.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02kUBFfYH4yEgN8CGsGvUcYdPeoNsh5Ac3cqmFWrhCqXz7YFZetDsCbFnkHMG7ZGavl&id=100063725570329

They should have named the course more intelligently rather than using the silly term “witchcraft”.

Name it Occult Studies or Metaphysical Studies or Supernatural Studies.
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Kionrae: 4:29pm On Jan 02
Good
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by xynerise: 4:30pm On Jan 02
I will be among the Grinfindors grin
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Rossikk(m): 4:34pm On Jan 02
israelmao:
Of what benefit us this to African development?The other nations are going into space and inventing new technologies Africa is here advancing witchcraft.

Will you shut up there.

How does one university course in one Kenyan institution mean “AFRICA” is what?

If a university in Austria started a course in ‘witchcraft’, would you use that to condemn the whole of Europe?

Stupid airheads.

Your inferiority complex stinks on this forum.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by blowjohn(m): 4:34pm On Jan 02
SporaD8:
Long overdue!
like Herbalist study Herbs and their benefits to Mankind; Witchcraft is the study of Elemental and Territorial Forces: their causes, effects and antidotes!
If you study any chemistry related subject...
You're a witch! Just not initiated yet!😁


U lie!!!
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:37pm On Jan 02
SharingIsLife:
Imagine "the Department of Witchcraft"!
Under the faculty of Dark Arts. undecided

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Rossikk(m): 4:38pm On Jan 02
blowjohn:



U lie!!!

He is saying the absolute truth.

What you ignorants term ‘witchcraft’ is simply an interaction with energy.

You don’t understand how energy works because you have been brainwashed by colonialists and their foreign religion into seeing the universe in strictly material terms, meaning you are ignorant.

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Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by israelmao(m): 4:41pm On Jan 02
Rossikk:


Will you shut up there.

How does one university course in one Kenyan institution mean “AFRICA” is what?

If a university in Austria started a course in ‘witchcraft’, would you use that to condemn the whole of Europe?

Stupid airheads.

Your inferiority complex stinks on this forum.



Empty head and bloody buffon would you please tell me one single benefit of witchcraft?
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Rossikk(m): 4:43pm On Jan 02
israelmao:


Empty head and bloody buffon would you please tell one single benefit of witchcraft?

Brainless mor.on, I don’t call it witchcraft.

It’s more accurately termed THE OCCULT.

OR THE MYSTERIES.

You are the real EMPTY HEADED DUNCE who thinks a white ‘saviour’ flew up into heaven from a dinner table before onlookers after walking on a sea and getting born by a fcking virgin. Pea brain.
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by gbangban1: 4:44pm On Jan 02
A graduate of witch craft would be working where, I am asking for a neighbor

1, country security, guns and bombs, will not enough for insecurity but witchcraft also needed
2 country economy, witchcrafts should be use to fight corruption .
3 ..
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by symbianDON(m): 4:46pm On Jan 02
Gadafii:
A graduate of witch craft would be working where, I am asking for a neighbor
CBN or NNPC grin
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by israelmao(m): 4:46pm On Jan 02
Rossikk:


Brainless mor.on, I don’t call it witchcraft. It’s more accurately termed THE OCCULT.

OR THE MYSTERIES.

Disjointed,disorented and mischievous being you're more confused than when you began.
Re: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Maj196(m): 4:47pm On Jan 02
Na females go full that department

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