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Parish Cock Missing by ituen(m): 8:26am On Sep 17, 2007
A parish COCK was stolen during mass

PREIST: who has a COCK? ALL MEN rose

PRIEST: No, who has seen a cock? ALL WOMEN rose

PRIEST: No, I mean who has seen my COCK? ALL NUNS rose
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Phiniter(m): 9:17am On Sep 17, 2007
cheesy grin wink smiley

you're nice
lol
Re: Parish Cock Missing by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Sep 17, 2007
heyyy iteun take it easy am really catching fun wid ya jokes lol

but now am confused i don't knoe  if the fun is now catching meeeeeeee embarassed embarassed embarassed

i have also seen the Cock-----------its big, brown, and loves to stand at attention grin grin grin grin grin grin

(i mean the cock in my backyard) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Phiniter(m): 9:47am On Sep 17, 2007
clemcykul:

heyyy iteun take it easy am really catching fun wid ya jokes lol

but now am confused i don't knoe if the fun is now catching meeeeeeee embarassed embarassed embarassed

i have also seen the Cock-----------its big, brown, and loves to stand at attention grin grin grin grin grin grin

(i mean the cock in my backyard) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


you sure have tasted it, I mean raw, lipsrsealed
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Migines(m): 10:24am On Sep 17, 2007
Nd i'm sure it spat at her when she did.
Hi Clem. Now i'm sure u are really feeling naughty. L.O.L
Re: Parish Cock Missing by temmysexy(f): 10:50am On Sep 17, 2007
some cock cool cool
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Aiphie(f): 11:03am On Sep 17, 2007
@ituen
Ure smth else.

U'all can trust Clem to have seen the cock. Hey I mean the cock in her backyard grin
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Aiphie(f): 11:09am On Sep 17, 2007
@ituen
Ure smth else.

U'all can trust Clem to have seen the cock. Hey I mean the cock in her backyard grin
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Jeovy(m): 11:22am On Sep 17, 2007
Ha Ituen,
Hope ur priest did not ask that yesterday in church.Anywayu it was a good joke. grin grin grin
Re: Parish Cock Missing by ceyohn(f): 11:37am On Sep 17, 2007
good joke grin
Re: Parish Cock Missing by efuah(f): 11:41am On Sep 17, 2007
dnt kill me wt laughter please cheesy
Re: Parish Cock Missing by ituen(m): 11:52pm On Sep 17, 2007
Thanks guy. expect more soon. just look for me
Re: Parish Cock Missing by mopegirl(f): 6:49am On Sep 19, 2007
@poster, are you sure that u were not the priest

anyway
funi


lmao
Re: Parish Cock Missing by Phiniter(m): 8:23am On Sep 20, 2007
mopegirl:

@poster, are you sure that u were not the priest

anyway
funi


lmao

he must be the priest and for your info that parish is in danger now I bet you

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