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Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by dani1luv: 3:09pm On Nov 05, 2011
WAYS TO TURN OFF UNWANTED GUYZ

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather
have the money. grin

HE: I'm a photographer.
I've been looking for a face
like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.
I've been looking for a face
like yours. grin

HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a
date once? Or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I
never make the same
mistake twice, chei grin

HE: How did you get to be
so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given
your share.

HE: Will you go out with
me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a
headache this weekend. cheesy

HE: Your face must turn a
few heads.
SHE: And your face must
turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.
Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out. shocked

HE : I think I could make
you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you
leaving?

HE: What would you say if
I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk
and laugh at the same
time. shocked

HE: Can I have your
name?
SHE : Why? Don't you
already have one? grin

HE: Shall we go see a
movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been
all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you
some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I
don't go there anymore,  Chai grin

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will
be if you sit down. cheesy

HE: So, what do you do
for a living?
SHE: I'm a female
impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your
sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a
temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no
services today. Lolz cheesy
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by ARareGem(f): 3:25pm On Nov 05, 2011
Wicked!
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by StudioCFR(m): 3:32pm On Nov 05, 2011
old
seeing it before

still funny sha grin
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by Nobody: 7:41pm On Nov 06, 2011
lmao! Nice one,
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by Nobody: 9:28pm On Nov 06, 2011
;d ;d
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by lysaa(f): 12:42am On Nov 07, 2011
Studio CFR:

old
seeing it before

still funny sha grin
come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!" embarassed
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by Ajibel(m): 12:51am On Nov 07, 2011
*Chuckling*

Jokes Etc rating 12.1%
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by StudioCFR(m): 2:39am On Nov 07, 2011
lysaa:

come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!" embarassed

hehehehe
u still dey?
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by lysaa(f): 6:10pm On Nov 07, 2011
Even if na royal rambo 10 of u nor fit take me out. U dig?
Re: Ways To Turn Off Unwanted Guyz by StudioCFR(m): 6:45pm On Nov 07, 2011
I go continue dey pray for u lyssa cuz prayers can move mountains. . . So they say

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