WAYS TO TURN OFF UNWANTED GUYZ

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather
have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer.
I've been looking for a face
like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.
I've been looking for a face
like yours.

HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a
date once? Or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I
never make the same
mistake twice, chei

HE: How did you get to be
so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given
your share.

HE: Will you go out with
me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a
headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a
few heads.
SHE: And your face must
turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.
Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make
you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you
leaving?

HE: What would you say if
I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk
and laugh at the same
time.

HE: Can I have your
name?
SHE : Why? Don't you
already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a
movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been
all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you
some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I
don't go there anymore,  Chai

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will
be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do
for a living?
SHE: I'm a female
impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your
sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a
temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no
services today. Lolz

Wicked!

old
seeing it before

still funny sha

lmao! Nice one,

;d ;d

Studio CFR:

old
seeing it before

still funny sha

come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!"

*Chuckling*

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lysaa:

come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!"

hehehehe
u still dey?

Even if na royal rambo 10 of u nor fit take me out. U dig?

I go continue dey pray for u lyssa cuz prayers can move mountains. . . So they say