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My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 8:21pm On Nov 05, 2011
so this hunter was hunting late in the night but was feeling uncomfortable as the waist line of his trousers was loose and pulled down by itself, even though he would pull it up periodically.So he thought of getting a rope to tighten up the trousers.he walked a few metres and found some rope on a short tree so quickly grabbed it to tighten his trousers.
soon it was morning and the hunter had to go home.the moment he got home, he fainted and died! cry cry cry cry





family members later checked and saw a cobra tied around the hunter's waist. grin grin grin
Re: My Pen Is Big by Ajibel(m): 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2011
Lol @ topic *not joke*
Re: My Pen Is Big by Agybabe(f): 9:44pm On Nov 05, 2011
wow! Nice joke dear?
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 10:01pm On Nov 05, 2011
thanks babe, but i deserve a kiss?
Re: My Pen Is Big by Judek2(m): 10:42pm On Nov 05, 2011
lipsrsealed angry cry

Make I laff
Re: My Pen Is Big by Ajibel(m): 12:39am On Nov 06, 2011
^ u fit go kiss mallu
Re: My Pen Is Big by Judek2(m): 2:18am On Nov 06, 2011
After he kiss am nkor,
What else?
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 6:51am On Nov 06, 2011
u these small small boys! angry angry angry angry















agybabe, good morning! kiss kiss
Re: My Pen Is Big by Agybabe(f): 4:02pm On Nov 06, 2011
happy sunday huni *mwah*
Re: My Pen Is Big by annexes: 8:00pm On Nov 06, 2011
i go laff later
Re: My Pen Is Big by Nobody: 9:09pm On Nov 06, 2011
nice but the joke is off topic
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 1:57pm On Nov 07, 2011
PretiEbony:

nice but the joke is off topic

so? na your wahala? shittz! angry angry angry angry angry cry
Re: My Pen Is Big by oderemo(m): 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2011
If this is a joke i will eat my shots.
U are just a non entity, fool.
U are sup to be the person that fainted.
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 2:35pm On Nov 07, 2011
ode remo:

If this is a joke i will eat my shots.
U are just a non entity, fool.
U are sup to be the person that fainted.

u r just looking 4 my trouble, but i nor go mind u because of the God that i serve. . .

BUSH PIG!, I USED to respect u a lot, bufoon!













*reading my bible* cool
Re: My Pen Is Big by oderemo(m): 4:35pm On Nov 07, 2011
cool cool,
u are not serious Arrall.
Animal like show respect, to your elders.
Dog.
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 8:25pm On Nov 07, 2011
ode remo:

cool cool,
u are not serious Arrall.
Animal like show respect, to your elders.
Dog.

symptoms of fibroid of the brain, ode! angry buSH pig!

i nor go mind you because of my position in church(elder), Ediot!












* still reading my bible* cool cool
Re: My Pen Is Big by Nobody: 10:36pm On Nov 07, 2011
bin this kind holiness where you dey form, Abi Jesus dey come?
Re: My Pen Is Big by ARareGem(f): 10:44pm On Nov 07, 2011
Yes oh, Jesus is coming right away!
Re: My Pen Is Big by bingbagbo(m): 6:55am On Nov 08, 2011
repent, repent, repent all ye 4king bushpigs!! angry angry












* READING I AND I BIBLE * angry angry
Re: My Pen Is Big by olawalebabs(m): 6:59am On Nov 08, 2011
one of the reason joke section is always dry *take the exit door*
Re: My Pen Is Big by Agybabe(f): 8:50pm On Nov 08, 2011
oh Lord keep us away from temptation

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