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I Have 16 Inches by Judek2(m): 8:20pm On Nov 08, 2011
A boy met a new girl in a night party.
He boasted to the girl that he has a big bed,large bedroom and i have 16 inches.
At the mention of 16 inches,the girl's eyes wagged and she said excitedly "wow".

When they reached the boys house,they watched some poгny movies on the boys big television to prepare them for the excitement ahead.

Now they are inside the room.
Boy removes his shirt-
"wow,what a great chest u've got".
Thank you says the boy.

Boy removes his trouser-
"Wow,what a great curves u've got".
Thank you says the boy.

Then he removes his boxer-
girl screams loudly and runs away.

The boy quickly wears his trouser and chases after the girl.
He catches her and asks her why she ran off like that?

She said-"i didnt know that your 16 inches is a television". grin
Re: I Have 16 Inches by ObiomaA: 9:06pm On Nov 08, 2011
*yawns*
Re: I Have 16 Inches by Ajibel(m): 12:29am On Nov 09, 2011
*Going to bed*
Re: I Have 16 Inches by Judek2(m): 11:06am On Nov 09, 2011
Faaaaaack uuuu all @haters
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Re: I Have 16 Inches by Ajibel(m): 11:08am On Nov 09, 2011
I am a lova plsszz

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