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| If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 7:06am On Nov 09, 2011 |
If animals have FB or Blackberry account, these are most likely their status: Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon Cockroach: managed to skip from some one’s foot step. Cow: Huh! Again they are touching my breast, what do they think I am? B**ch? Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad, what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her? Mosquito: I am HIV positive this all due wrong sucking !!! Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all Octopus: I have just refilled my ink, hurray!! Pig: [/b]oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! [b]Lice: oh shit!! I entered wrong hair, smells like urinal bowls! Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: “ luckily I am haram” [b]Goat [/b]replies: “ don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year, ? |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by dani1luv: 7:16am On Nov 09, 2011 |
hehehe  |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Homar(m): 7:54am On Nov 09, 2011 |
This joke is da BOMB .Poster you no go kill me with laughter. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Ajibel(m): 8:09am On Nov 09, 2011 |
Seen these already on mi fb wall |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Afam4eva(m): 9:13am On Nov 09, 2011 |
@op Nice one. Keep it up. @Ajibel Why don't you ever appreciate anything in your life. You're always running around looking for people's jokes to run down. Grow up. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Nobody: 9:23am On Nov 09, 2011 |
Laff wan tear my belle oh! Nice one. Me lyk it. Ajibel ur just a bad belle. Even if u musta read it b4, d joke's still funny. But i'm sure u've not read it b4. . . Its just anoda tactic of urs for hating. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Ajibel(m): 9:23am On Nov 09, 2011 |
@Afam, come again, what does u sayeth?! |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 12:47pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Ajibole , you again  |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Ajibel(m): 3:26pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
@Booqeemama, my tactics u think u know,na lie. Your a liar, im a truther. @lilkech, did u cee mi in yo wet dream,this one u dey talk say 'u again' |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 3:35pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Ajibel: , WHY YOU DEY ALWAYS LIKE TO DEY CHEW MOUTH LIKE GOAT? I TIRE FOR YOUR MANNER OF MAN OH , , A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands. She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation: "What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?" "Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Ajibel(m): 7:41pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Joke rating: loading MY MOUTH RUNS LIKE DUNLOP TYRE |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 9:49pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Ajibel:. yes, like that type wey dey under wheelbarrow |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Ajibel(m): 9:53pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Okay, that yo wheelbarrow u dey use trade for onitsha main market abi? |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 10:18pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
^^^ no nah, no be dat one nah , nah my neighbour wheelbarrow be dat wey u been see. The one wey i dey talk about nah the black one wey been dey beside am that time, THAT ONE WEY THAT ONITSHA MARKET 'SHIT PACKER' DEY USE TIDY THE PUBLIC TOILETS DEM. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by eghost247(m): 10:23pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
[size=qwpt]very funny especially the haram part lol[/size] |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by mukina2: 8:43am On Nov 10, 2011 |
lol  |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by malaria(f): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2011 |
LWKMD,seriously poster are u a Vet.u try sha wot a comic relief. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 10:48am On Nov 10, 2011 |
^^^ THANX [ SEE PICTURE BELOW FOR MORE EFFECT ]
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| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Gbenge77(m): 10:54am On Nov 10, 2011 |
Lol. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by r231(m): 1:04pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by BoOOosHBoy: 1:15pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
malaria:i couldnt stop lafing wen i read this topic |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by sulad82i(m): 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Posting his status during the Ileya festival ,
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| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by jumpmasta(m): 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d :d :d :d |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Xionez(m): 4:01pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Lizard - Just finished watching a live adult film in 3D. Crisp sound and HD picture. Will be back again for the next season. P.S. And they (Humans) think they invented missionary style. We perfected it |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Chiluvsky(f): 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Xionez(m): 4:23pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Pigeon - My mates and i are about to do a bombing run on this perky lady below. Wish us luck!!! |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Xionez(m): 4:27pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Hen - Na by force to do the do with that idiot called Cork. Fine, him no fine. Tstewwwww Cork - Why this babe no wan fall. I don chase her climb Third Mainland Bridge. still she still dey run. Abi, she dey check whether i get stamina?! If na true, she go know sey i get am boku boku. |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by lilkech(m): 4:37pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
lol COCK: FINALLY SHE BEEN GIVE ME 4LK, SHE FALL KPATA-KPATA
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| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by Xionez(m): 4:48pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Hen - Chai, GOD, |
| Re: If Animals Had Bb's by ARareGem(f): 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Funny. |
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