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I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by BIGVAJINA(f): 1:55pm On Nov 09, 2011
i can give you anyting inkluding my bignting grin are you intwested? pin me now i am wery seeerious oo shocked
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 2:49pm On Nov 09, 2011
Who taught u dıs is d way we crack jokes u attention-seeker huh
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Nobody: 4:46pm On Nov 09, 2011
@ bigvajina i have been noticing somethings abt you, since eva you open that thread "men alone" i knew you were up to something. all the same i have some suggestion for you


Ajibel
lilkech
studio cfr
ode remo
homar
judek
torch
obioma etc


well any of these guys might make a beta bfrnd 4 u
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Judek2(m): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2011
BIGvirgina, shocked

i go accept if say na SMALLvirgina grin
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Funkymallam(m): 5:32pm On Nov 09, 2011
No b only boifrnd na daddy frnds.
I doubt if u r a lady sha. Get a lyf
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by lilkech(m): 5:44pm On Nov 09, 2011
BIGVAJINA:

i can give you anyting inkluding my bignting grin are you intwested? pin me now i am wery seeerious oo shocked


,



mehnn this babe is hot , see her profile pix , she even fine pass me , na my kind of chick be dis ohhh, only i hope your 'VARGAINA' is really big enough to accomodate 'General Obinna', cos he causes havok on unsuspecting babes.

take a pix of your big VARGAINA and post it right here on this thread ( dont worry, if dem ban you just come my hotel room, i will be glad to accommodate ) so we can get this party started e hear?

[OLOSHI OMO BURUKU, IF YOU LIKE NOR GO STAND FOR ALLEN AVENUE JUNCTION FOR 11PM DEY FIND BOBO]

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Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ben13: 5:46pm On Nov 09, 2011
Them gals here are not ya class. tongue
Check elsewia. Maybe in the writing section.  grin
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by lilkech(m): 6:04pm On Nov 09, 2011
Ben-10:

Them gals here are not ya class. tongue
Check elsewia. Maybe in the writing section.  grin


,


SEE HOW THIS RANDY HE-GOAT IS TRYING TO MANEUVER WITH HIS LITERARY SKILLS TO BAG THIS CHICK !!!


nobody warmed up to her except me, so please leave 'big vargaina' for me ohhh , no dey follow me drag am abeg , e hear



[ WEY THE BIG VARGAINA SELF, ABEG HELP ME SUMMON AM FROM THAT YEYE SECTION WEY SHE DON GO DEY ADVERTISE HERSELF COME THIS SIDE ]
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 6:29pm On Nov 09, 2011
Lilkech,,, na only badt thing you likey. .

@ebony,why? Why should i befrıend sb with a big vagaina. .make una no corrupt me abeg
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by lilkech(m): 6:40pm On Nov 09, 2011
^^^ when it comes to material things , GOOD ONES DEY SWEET PASS

when it comes to carnal things , BAD ONES DEY TASTE SUGAR - SUGAR , lol
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 6:45pm On Nov 09, 2011
^^ oloshi lol na u sabi
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by bingbagbo(m): 7:50pm On Nov 09, 2011
@ op u are a very hairy bush pig with wings angry angry angry angry
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 7:54pm On Nov 09, 2011
Fartgbo, are u rearing pigs in yo bedroom?
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by bingbagbo(m): 8:02pm On Nov 09, 2011
Ajibel:

Fartgbo, are u rearing pigs in yo bedroom?

a very fooolish question from a scarecrow like you! raaaaaaaaaaaasklaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! angry angry
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 8:04pm On Nov 09, 2011
Ow very sorry, i was thinking u have a thing or yo developing a thing for pigs. They are not as dirty as people say, i know how clean u are doe
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by bingbagbo(m): 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2011
^^^
u see, i can insult you, but i wont do that, because of my new position in church(deacon) angry angry












GGAY! angry angry
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by dealerman(m): 8:39pm On Nov 09, 2011
hook up with me send me an email to ludig201@yahoo.com
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 8:53pm On Nov 09, 2011
@Fartgbo, a deacon in the church of ILLUMINATI Huh
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by lilkech(m): 9:08pm On Nov 09, 2011
Please guys, no fighting, Bigvarginaz 'VIRGINAH' is big enough to contain everybody 'GENERALS' at the same time.
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Funkymallam(m): 9:11pm On Nov 09, 2011
Bois r not smilling. Pesin don even drop emails
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Judek2(m): 9:13pm On Nov 09, 2011
BigVergina,

dey can help advertise ur a'ss nd viгgina.
Fartgbo dey work in a poгnos industry and Ajibele be gaч actor,

Dey can help u.
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ajibel(m): 9:18pm On Nov 09, 2011
Which kind defamation of character be dis. Me be p**n actor? Kai, won ti ba te mi je
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by bingbagbo(m): 9:37pm On Nov 09, 2011
nonsense!
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:44pm On Nov 09, 2011
PretiEbony:

@ bigvajina i have been noticing somethings abt you, since eva you open that thread "men alone" i knew you were up to something. all the same i have some suggestion for you


Ajibel
lilkech
studio cfr
ode remo
homar
judek
torch
obioma etc


well any of these guys might make a beta bfrnd 4 u
i need a man wuth BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG JPYSTICK
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by lilkech(m): 11:53pm On Nov 09, 2011
BIGVAJINA:

i need a man wuth BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG JPYSTICK

SEARCH NO FURTHER !! I AM HE

Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:00am On Jul 08, 2012
^
boy, i'll easily drown you o o o wink
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by bashydemy(m): 9:19am On Jul 08, 2012
^^^^ so you never still get BF ? is over 8month you know you fine so?
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Lisa1: 10:55am On Jul 08, 2012
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by BUSHYANUS(m): 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2012
simple, just call me on twitter shocked shocked
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Homar(m): 3:19pm On Jul 08, 2012
See this ashiiiiiii dem don fork her vargina till e don expand to full elasticity . U think say guys de look for big vargina to fork . Abi d average and tight one never finish .
Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:06pm On Jul 20, 2012
Homar: See this ashiiiiiii dem don fork her vargina till e don expand to full elasticity . U think say guys de look for big vargina to fork . Abi d average and tight one never finish .


wetin be your problem sef? angry

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