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Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 7:48am On Feb 14 |
APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP House help on Banana Island wanted. Amount : 450k a month. You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays. You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel oversees with the Family. GRADUATES ONLY... Dm. *His thread was bombarded immediately. ๐. Here are some of the responses...* ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ @โจ+234 809 371 2593โฉ: I have a MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction. I have over 25 years wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba Nilu oyo. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language. @โจ+234 803 403 0844โฉ: I was born to be a house help . From my first generation to the last to come . @โจ+234 802 400 7476โฉ : 450k? Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. ๐๐ @โจ+234 806 212 8811โฉ: My ancestors have all been house help and I canโt wait to carry on the family business . When can I resume? @โจ+234 806 613 0377โฉ: Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir. Kindly open your DM sir. @โจ+234 803 885 1716โฉ: For 450k a month? Which home will I be going on Saturday?? We die there! @โจ+233 24 215 2642โฉ: I have PhD in childcare business. Can I start today? As in now? Please tell them Iโm ready to disown home. We die there o. @โจ+233 54 342 9434โฉ: All these rich folks will use every opportunity to insult graduates smh, Where do i apply sha @โจ+234 703 253 0073โฉ: Hello sir my name is house and my friends call me help. Iโm ready and fully fit for the job. helping has always been my passion and my hobbies are washing,cooking,cleaning going to the market carrying children. How about 350k and I donโt have to leave the house. @โจ+234 703 783 0850โฉ: I Dey banana island junction already with my certificate and all the necessary things I need to start work immediately. Cheers @โจ+234 809 747 8004โฉ: Bro I can do anything type of work you give me Mop the roof? Iron the gas? Hang the plates? Anything you need sir Iโm here @prince: I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop. PLEASE HIRE ME. ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ๐๐ปโโ Copied 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 7:49am On Feb 14 |
Don't know how to apply too. With all the above phd/masters applicants. |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by ezeonline(m): 8:13am On Feb 14 |
mad people everywhere 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by illicit(m): 8:27am On Feb 14 |
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Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by LordBillionz: 8:37am On Feb 14 |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Astra101: 8:40am On Feb 14 |
Hahahahaha aahhh naija our own cruise is on another level 4 Likes |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Oloki: 9:48am On Feb 14 |
Mop the roof, iron the gas and hang the plates mad people everywhere |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Greystone: 10:55am On Feb 14 |
"when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop..." 14 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by lekkicctv(m): 10:55am On Feb 14 |
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Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 11:03am On Feb 14 |
1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 11:07am On Feb 14 |
Astra101: I tell u. Everyone just dey catch cruise. But some of those applicants are real o. But the clout chasers go just spoil their market 1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by FirmTR(m): 11:11am On Feb 14 |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by ruggedtimi(m): 12:03pm On Feb 14 |
Burst my head |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Olachase(m): 12:54pm On Feb 14 |
Las las na SSCE holders no go get joy ๐๐ 2 Likes |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Olawade24: 1:39pm On Feb 14 |
OP, why did you post my phone number up there pls remove my phone number |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 2:21pm On Feb 14 |
Olawade24: Ur phone number keh Abi u dey dream |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Inspirer1: 2:35pm On Feb 14 |
Greystone:As in.... Nigerians are comedians.. "My name is house, my friends call me help" 1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Olawade24: 3:07pm On Feb 14 |
meedoLock: See OP, I will sue your fxcking ass if you don't remove my phone number in there. Am not your mate and I might just happen to be your grand father's mate so you should show some respect. |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Blessedarethepe(m): 3:10pm On Feb 14 |
Please delete my Phone number asap |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by faceland: 3:37pm On Feb 14 |
Very attractive job offer. I have applied for a rich man's secondary school and they replied by giving me a link to study more courses. I think back then, their school fees was like a million naira (that would be 3 to 5 million naira in today's money, here in Nigeria). 1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by iLoveYouToo(m): 3:51pm On Feb 14 |
1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Xscape1993(m): 4:01pm On Feb 14 |
Where we are. |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 4:05pm On Feb 14 |
Olawade24: Werey |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Dronedude(m): 4:25pm On Feb 14 |
I am a lover of house, Helping is my calling, banana is my favorite fruit. I'm currently volunteering as a house help in yaba left to learn how to deal with complex situations. I am more than qualified for the job. When can I start? 1 Like |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by meedoLock(m): 5:02pm On Feb 14 |
Dronedude: Sealed โ๏ธ If u fit take care of mad people, U are more than qualified. Hence, ur application will be favourably reviewed. |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by Bimpe29: 6:41pm On Feb 14 |
Could it be one of those expensive jokes? ๐คฃ |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:07pm On Feb 14 |
Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir.Oh Lawd!! What is this ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:07pm On Feb 14 |
Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. ๐๐Just have data, and your happiness has come. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:09pm On Feb 14 |
I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop.Kuku kee us ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 8:17pm On Feb 14 |
post=128457995:No1 supporters of Tinubu, this evening you will di. What is funny here, why are you laughing? |
Re: Application For A House Help Went Viral by zubimete(f): 8:27pm On Feb 14 |
This will ease pains ND frustration. Link pls let us showcase our talents. |
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