HUSBAND: what are you doing, dear?
WIFE: I am dying.

HUSBAND: (jumps for joy) Oh, dear, how will I live without you?
WIFE: Idiot, I am dying my hair!

A man was dumbfounded to read his obit in a newspaper. He quickly phoned his best friend. “Did you see the papers?” asked the man. “They say I died!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied the friend. “Where are you calling from?”

Old aunts used to come up to a young boy at weddings, poking him in the ribs, and cackling, telling him “You’re next.”
They stopped after he started doing the same thing to them at funerals.” : p

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