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Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:42pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Why is access bank disturbing me like this, since when i open account them just dey call my phone number every 3 days to come and put money, just today they sent one of their staff, very fine girl to my house, she said 'hello'' my name is stella can i come in, me i say i am the only one at home yes you can come in and the rest is a long story |
Re: Access Bank Lol by ARareGem(f): 10:48pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Wallahi, you need a knock on the head. Mtcheeew. |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:51pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
why? Dis is not a joke . .tis a yoke |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Ajibel(m): 12:10am On Nov 12, 2011 |
Did you drink coke before setting out to compose this yoke of a joke that is as dry as a broke |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:18am On Nov 12, 2011 |
;d ;d |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Nobody: 12:51pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
i nid to pray 4u for dis kain joke wey u post. Walahi prayer is d solution. |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Funkymallam(m): 2:54pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
B4 na cinema popcorn girl, nw na access bank girl, nxt go b boko haram girl |
Re: Access Bank Lol by oderemo(m): 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
@Studiio, i dey read your mind jor.access bonk. Nice one jare. . |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 4:39pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
Funkymallam: when creativity jam originality, Nothing is impossible but seriously , lagos girls are as dangerous as a python. . . Tis either they wanna eat yo moiney or dey wanna give u disease *I mean dis in a good way* @Boogee hating on me is a serious crime change style |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Nobody: 8:56pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
Studio CFR:what good way? There's nothing good bout dat! Python?! No its too much nah. Maybe u've been unfortunate with d ones you've met. And for d last time i beg u, pls pls pls plssssssssssss, d name's BOOQEE ! |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:35pm On Nov 12, 2011 |
never been unfortunate before. . . I'm a good bad buoy and girls like me and some of the jokes i post here are true life experiecnces. . . While some na forming |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Judek2(m): 12:16am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Studio CFR:as if u no like am Nna mehn,Make i kia kia run go open account for Access bank. Oceanic bank can go to Hedes.na only debit allert dem dey send me. |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Nobody: 12:47am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Judek2:like u have an account in oceanic or anywhere in d first place. Mtchew. No be 'kolo' u dey use ni? Sheybi na dere u dey deposit all ur money? Ehn? |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Judek2(m): 12:58am On Nov 13, 2011 |
@Booty na me and u today. *flogging her everywhere* no dey put mouth 4 tins wey nor concern u, |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Nobody: 1:35am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Odeshi. . . .ee no pain meeeeeee. . . . .! Nntohhhhh! :-P |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Nobody: 1:49am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Judek probably u missed spelling classes in pry school. Lets go thru one session ; B- for ball (make sure ur repeatin it afta me) O- for orange O- for octopus Q- for queen E- for elephant E- for egg. What do we get? We got BOOQEE. Ok so i think by now u've learnt enough to be able to pronounce and spell my name BOOQEE. And not booty or boogee. Studio i'm talking to u too. If u both dint learnt from today's lesson, i'll just have to accept d fact dat you're a chronic olodo. I won't repeat myself again. My anger is bad oh. |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Judek2(m): 5:12am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Booque is neither an english or Igbo name. So i go dey call u Booty. U go hapy say i didnt call u Вoob. Anyway,how was your nite? |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:31am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Judek2: gee, access bank is the best. .go open account with them and i promise u will not regret it they sent fine fine girls to visit u at home and most time when dis girls come, they tell u to please serve them something cold or chilled any one u fit understand i like access baink girls cuz are a peauriful, boogeelicious , natural endowned in the front and ain't short and cross eyed like Ajibole ole they are friendly and not always bittered like Homar or Dry and always copy from other peoples work Like Obioma They are real and not as fake as booqee and one other thing about dis girls is dat they're not flat chested like PrettyEPunny, farts all the time like Araregem or talk too much like aggybabe i love access bank. . Wouldnt u rather baink with us? |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Airforce1(m): 8:58am On Nov 13, 2011 |
hehehehe real trouble maker |
Re: Access Bank Lol by Funkymallam(m): 9:18am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Lmao. Hw u knw say pesin get flat chest? Make dem catch u n nxt tym leave ma booqee out of dis, very last warning. |
Re: Access Bank Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Nov 13, 2011 |
Airforce1: Ore bawo ni naw i dey miss u gan mehn @Funkymallu how many of una dey claim ownership of Boogee sef as if she be misplaced property cuz i don lost count na wa o |
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