Why is access bank disturbing me like this, since when i open account them just dey call my phone number every 3 days to come and put money, just today they sent one of their staff, very fine girl to my house, she said 'hello'' my name is stella can i come in, me i say i am the only one at home yes you can come in and the rest is a long story

Wallahi, you need a knock on the head.
Mtcheeew.

why?
Dis is not a joke . .tis a yoke

Did you drink coke before setting out to compose this yoke of a joke that is as dry as a broke

;d ;d

i nid to pray 4u for dis kain joke wey u post.
Walahi prayer is d solution.

B4 na cinema popcorn girl, nw na access bank girl, nxt go b boko haram girl

@Studiio, i dey read your mind jor.access bonk.
Nice one jare. .

Funkymallam:

B4 na cinema popcorn girl, nw na access bank girl, nxt go b boko haram girl

when creativity jam originality, Nothing is impossible

but seriously , lagos girls are as dangerous as a python. . . Tis either they wanna eat yo moiney or dey wanna give u disease



*I mean dis in a good way*




@Boogee
hating on me is a serious crime

change style

Studio CFR:

when creativity jam originality, Nothing is impossible

but seriously , lagos girls are as dangerous as a python. . . Tis either they wanna eat yo moiney or dey wanna give u disease



*I mean dis in a good way*




@Boogee
hating on me is a serious crime

change style

what good way? There's nothing
good bout dat! Python?! No its too much nah.
Maybe u've been unfortunate with d ones you've met.

And for d last time i beg u, pls pls pls plssssssssssss, d name's BOOQEE !

never been unfortunate before. . . I'm a good bad buoy and girls like me

and some of the jokes i post here are true life experiecnces. . . While some na forming

Studio CFR:

Why is access bank disturbing appreciating me like this, since when i open account them just dey call my phone number every 3 days to come and put money, just today they sent one of their staff, very fine girl to my house, she said 'hello'' my name is stella can i come in, me i say i am the only one at home yes you can come in and the rest is a long story

as if u no like am

Nna mehn,Make i kia kia run go open account for Access bank.
Oceanic bank can go to Hedes.na only debit allert dem dey send me.

Judek2:

as if u no like am

Nna mehn,Make i kia kia run go open account for Access bank.
Oceanic bank can go to Hedes.na only debit allert dem dey send me.

like u have an account in oceanic or anywhere in d first place. Mtchew. No be 'kolo' u dey use ni? Sheybi na dere u dey deposit all ur money? Ehn?

@Booty

na me and u today.

*flogging her everywhere*

no dey put mouth 4 tins wey nor concern u,

Odeshi. . . .ee no pain meeeeeee. . . . .! Nntohhhhh! :-P

Judek probably u missed spelling classes in pry school. Lets go thru one session ;
B- for ball (make sure ur repeatin it afta me)
O- for orange
O- for octopus
Q- for queen
E- for elephant
E- for egg.
What do we get? We got BOOQEE.
Ok so i think by now u've learnt enough to be able to pronounce and spell my name BOOQEE. And not booty or boogee. Studio i'm talking to u too. If u both dint learnt from today's lesson, i'll just have to accept d fact dat you're a chronic olodo. I won't repeat myself again. My anger is bad oh.

Booque is neither an english or Igbo name.
So i go dey call u Booty.
U go hapy say i didnt call u Вoob.

Anyway,how was your nite?

Judek2:

as if u no like am

Nna mehn,Make i kia kia run go open account for Access bank.
Oceanic bank can go to Hedes.na only debit allert dem dey send me.

gee, access bank is the best. .go open account with them and i promise u will not regret it

they sent fine fine girls to visit u at home and most time when dis girls come, they tell u to please serve them something cold or chilled any one u fit understand

i like access baink girls cuz are a peauriful, boogeelicious , natural endowned in the front and ain't short and cross eyed like Ajibole ole

they are friendly and not always bittered like Homar or Dry and always copy from other peoples work Like  Obioma

They are real and not as fake as booqee and one other thing about dis girls is dat they're not flat chested like PrettyEPunny, farts all the time like Araregem or talk too much like  aggybabe

i love access bank. . Wouldnt u rather baink with us?

hehehehe real trouble maker

Lmao. Hw u knw say pesin get flat chest?
Make dem catch u n nxt tym leave ma booqee out of dis, very last warning.

Airforce1:

hehehehe real trouble maker

Ore bawo ni naw
i dey miss u gan mehn





@Funkymallu

how many of una dey claim ownership of Boogee sef as if she be misplaced property cuz i don lost count

na wa o