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A middle aged woman has a
heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating
table she has a near death
experience. During that
experience she sees God and
asks if this is it.
God says no and explains that
she has another 30 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to
just stay in the hospital and have
a face lift, liposuction, breast
augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.
She even has someone come in
and change her hair color. She
figures since she's got another
30 years she might as well make
the most of it. She walks out of
the hospital after the last
operation and is killed by an
ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and
complains: "I thought you said I
had another 30 years!!
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't
recognize you."

Exits thread angry for clicking this

e no sweet?

is that a pasted story? i dont think its a jok.

ObiomaA:
e no sweet?

you go fit work for nollywood o because u just write scripts for here anyhow abeg let me know when udey find cast cos your jokes dey long

Obioma no mind there notice me people.The joke was the missile(bomb)

Obioma

is like na anywhere u see stale stories u go copy come paste here and call it a joke

no be by gra gra o

A wet joke at that

I wont read this joke cuz i know im gonna sleep immediately after reading





*yawning already*

Death don kill this joke oooooooooooo.