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Son! Die Alone by Funkymallam(m): 9:20pm On Nov 16, 2011
Ade called his mother from US to tell her that he just contracted HIV.
The mother just begged him not to come bck home again, shocked Ade asked her why?
The mother replied; if u come bck, u will pass it to your wife, she will pass it to your younger brother, he will pass it to d house girl, the house girl will pass it to your father, he will pass it to me, then d driver will get it, and den your little sister.
And if your sister gets it, d whole village don get am b dat.
So, do us a favour and die alone.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Son! Die Alone by StudioCFR(m): 9:26pm On Nov 16, 2011
Aboki
Na me get dis joke na habba

why copy kat full jokes section like dis
Re: Son! Die Alone by Funkymallam(m): 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2011
^
dan iska cheesy
Re: Son! Die Alone by StudioCFR(m): 9:36pm On Nov 16, 2011
Lets negotiate or i sue u for copy right infringement angry
Re: Son! Die Alone by Funkymallam(m): 9:53pm On Nov 16, 2011
^
we dnt negociate wit terrorists grin
Re: Son! Die Alone by tayoast(m): 10:01pm On Nov 16, 2011
hi girls?
Re: Son! Die Alone by StudioCFR(m): 10:03pm On Nov 16, 2011
are my yo mate?  angry

do i luk like Bin Gbagbo people talk to anyhow to u undecided
Re: Son! Die Alone by tayoast(m): 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2011
hi girls
Re: Son! Die Alone by Dgunnerz(m): 10:12pm On Nov 16, 2011
hahaha.
where is the joke you terrorists are trying to nego on?
Re: Son! Die Alone by Nobody: 4:57am On Nov 17, 2011
Nice joke. U tried.
Re: Son! Die Alone by Funkymallam(m): 9:31am On Nov 17, 2011
Studio CFR:

are my yo mate?  angry

do i luk like Bin Gbagbo people talk to anyhow to u undecided

how will u b lyk Bin? Bin is a confused sori, gentle man who specializes in chasing Agybabe around, while u, stupidio is always having 'girls' chasing him around frm d cinema to access bank. grin

@tayo, u miss road? Abi na robot u b? No b girls riom u dey lipsrsealed

@dgunnaz. Dnt mind dat terrorist cheesy
@booqee. Thnx luv
Re: Son! Die Alone by tayoast(m): 10:07am On Nov 17, 2011
u said?
Re: Son! Die Alone by lilkech(m): 10:20am On Nov 17, 2011
1kobo joke na him una wan negotiate copyright for
Re: Son! Die Alone by kellynoah: 11:07am On Nov 17, 2011
posted b4
Re: Son! Die Alone by saintcharles: 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin very funny

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