A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the United States. As a citizen, you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."

"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on his face from ear to ear. "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."



One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

u try yinka
abeg manage 4/10 atleast for the time u spent typing dis yoke

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", replies the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."



The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"




Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.

Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee."

The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"

"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."



lol, stud u try

Bastard

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my
boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's
not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my
top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in
the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl's
clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the
girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has
AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

hehehe, yinka u came back with a good dry banger of a joke

keep it up

Studio CFR:

u try yinka
abeg manage 4/10 atleast for the time u spent typing dis yoke

i agree with the rating

make i drex back make u no bite me

Studio CFR:

make i drex back make u no bite me

*rushes towards him to bite the prick*

Cool stuff.

Yinka u try joor, no mind those mumu bad belle. Nice one.lol

booogee boogee

Seems the jokes girls post are better than that of the guys

BCuZiMBlaCk:

Seems the jokes girls post are better than that of the guys

sure now. Of course!
But pple like ajibel, kellynoah, studio, lilkech, . , in short, all d guys ere, they'd rather cut off their right arm than agree to dat fact!

booqee:

sure now. Of course!
But pple like ajibel, kellynoah, studio, lilkech, . , in short, all d guys ere, they'd rather cut off their right arm than agree to dat fact!

wtf? which joke is funny? i prefer readin fartgbo's bombooklaaat joke than a piece of dry copied and paste shitz

Well,thanks everyone. As for peeps like stud and ajibel, they‘re just bin their normal naughty selves jare.

agent zakky:

Bastard

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my
boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's
not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my
top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in
the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl's
clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he Were Intimate with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist Were Intimate with the
girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has
AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

nice one

yinkalink:

Well,thanks everyone. As for peeps like stud and ajibel, they‘re just bin their normal naughty selves jare.

we arent naughty, we i appreciate good things and rate jokes but this one is way too dry. sorry try again, yinka. . . .lemme donate tears for you instead of laffter

yinkalink:

Well,thanks everyone. As for peeps like stud and ajibel, they‘re just bin their normal naughty selves jare.

Lol
Sweerie yo jokes flat and dry like boogee boogee's nyansh

keep trying with de jokes i swear one day u go make me laugh

Studio CFR:

Lol
Sweerie yo jokes flat and dry like boogee boogee's nyansh

keep trying with de jokes i swear one day u go make me laugh

Studio CFR:

Lol
Sweerie yo jokes flat and dry like boogee boogee's nyansh

keep trying with de jokes i swear one day u go make me laugh

Lol
Sweerie yo joke's funny like stupidio pric.k. (yeah his pric.k's so funny lookin, its just bout d size of my index finger and d balls are damn too bigger dan it!)


dis one'll teach u not to abuse ur senior ones again. Mtchewww. . . . . . .

^you that's talking, aren't you chesty instead of breasty?

PLEASE NO NAME CALLING , LETS NOT FIGHT OVER THIS DRY THREAD OKAY , JEEZZ !!!

Hey yinks

booqee:

Lol
Sweerie yo joke's funny like stupidio pric.k. (yeah his pric.k's so funny lookin, its just bout d size of my index finger and d balls are damn too bigger dan it!


dis one'll teach u not to abuse your senior ones again. Mtchewww. . . . . . .

Not True
i'm sooo endowned down dia
and I got couple of pix to prove it
Not

Oya prove it!

@blackpot. Devil get thee hence away from me!

Darn!
Gosh, u're d most disgusting and irritating being i've met in my whole life.
U sound just too fetish for my taste. Whats ur name? Ifagbemi?
Jeez!

*wrinkle my nose in sheer disgust*

jackpot:

mind how you talk to me before I slice and grind your nip.ples, pour it into a cup and order you to drink as a milkshake~

Na wa o

boogey woman:

Darn!
Gosh, u're d most disgusting and irritating being i've met in my whole life.
U sound just too fetish for my taste. Whats your name? Ifagbemi?
Jeez!

*wrinkle my nose in sheer disgust*

Derailers.

booqee:

Oya prove it!

@blackpot. Devil get thee hence away from me!

studio's pric.k

babarazy:

studio's pric.k

hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh!
Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis.
Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belt

booqee:

hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh!
Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis.
Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belt

i guess fear don dey catch u o. Just beware of studio. Sho gbo?

Yinka gba -

You try.