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Everybody: by yinkalink(f): 7:14pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the United States. As a citizen, you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile." "Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on his face from ear to ear. "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash." One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" "Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?" |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 7:20pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
u try yinka abeg manage 4/10 atleast for the time u spent typing dis yoke |
Re: Everybody: by yinkalink(f): 7:25pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday." The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!" Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?" "Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard." lol, stud u try |
Re: Everybody: by agentzakky(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Bastard GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: , Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL:.Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! |
Re: Everybody: by Ajibel(m): 9:20pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
hehehe, yinka u came back with a good dry banger of a joke keep it up Studio CFR: i agree with the rating |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 9:40pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
make i drex back make u no bite me |
Re: Everybody: by Ajibel(m): 10:11pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Studio CFR: *rushes towards him to bite the prick* |
Re: Everybody: by ARareGem(f): 10:18pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Cool stuff. |
Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 7:34am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Yinka u try joor, no mind those mumu bad belle. Nice one.lol |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 7:52am On Nov 18, 2011 |
booogee boogee |
Re: Everybody: by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:08am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Seems the jokes girls post are better than that of the guys |
Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 18, 2011 |
BCuZiMBlaCk:sure now. Of course! But pple like ajibel, kellynoah, studio, lilkech, . , in short, all d guys ere, they'd rather cut off their right arm than agree to dat fact! |
Re: Everybody: by Ajibel(m): 10:03am On Nov 18, 2011 |
booqee: wtf? which joke is funny? i prefer readin fartgbo's bombooklaaat joke than a piece of dry copied and paste shitz |
Re: Everybody: by yinkalink(f): 7:13am On Nov 19, 2011 |
Well,thanks everyone. As for peeps like stud and ajibel, they‘re just bin their normal naughty selves jare. |
Re: Everybody: by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:09am On Nov 19, 2011 |
agent zakky:nice one |
Re: Everybody: by Ajibel(m): 8:24am On Nov 19, 2011 |
yinkalink: we arent naughty, |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 8:52am On Nov 19, 2011 |
yinkalink: Lol Sweerie yo jokes flat and dry like boogee boogee's nyansh keep trying with de jokes i swear one day u go make me laugh |
Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 5:35pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Studio CFR: Studio CFR:Lol Sweerie yo joke's funny like stupidio pric.k. (yeah his pric.k's so funny lookin, its just bout d size of my index finger and d balls are damn too bigger dan it!) dis one'll teach u not to abuse ur senior ones again. Mtchewww. . . . . . . |
Re: Everybody: by jackpot(f): 11:22pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
^you that's talking, aren't you chesty instead of breasty? |
Re: Everybody: by lilkech(m): 2:31am On Nov 20, 2011 |
PLEASE NO NAME CALLING , LETS NOT FIGHT OVER THIS DRY THREAD OKAY , JEEZZ !!! |
Re: Everybody: by Connoisseur(m): 7:16am On Nov 20, 2011 |
Hey yinks |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 8:52am On Nov 20, 2011 |
booqee: Not True i'm sooo endowned down dia and I got couple of pix to prove it Not |
Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 12:05pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Oya prove it! @blackpot. Devil get thee hence away from me! |
Re: Everybody: by jackpot(f): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
mind how you talk to me before I slice and grind your nip.ples, pour it into a cup and order you to drink as a milkshake~ |
Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 1:25pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Darn! Gosh, u're d most disgusting and irritating being i've met in my whole life. U sound just too fetish for my taste. Whats ur name? Ifagbemi? Jeez! *wrinkle my nose in sheer disgust* |
Re: Everybody: by StudioCFR(m): 8:17pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
jackpot: Na wa o |
Re: Everybody: by jackpot(f): 5:35am On Nov 21, 2011 |
boogey woman: |
Re: Everybody: by ARareGem(f): 6:09pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Derailers. |
Re: Everybody: by babarazy: 9:53pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
booqee: studio's pric.k
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Re: Everybody: by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 23, 2011 |
babarazy:hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh! Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis. Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belt |
Re: Everybody: by babarazy: 3:13am On Nov 23, 2011 |
booqee: i guess fear don dey catch u o. Just beware of studio. Sho gbo? |
Re: Everybody: by tanimz(f): 3:18am On Nov 23, 2011 |
Yinka gba - You try. |
Chei, Is This TRUE?? / Yabbing Game..remember Those Dayz / Which Response Annoys You Most- Just For Fun.
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