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| Wishful Thinking! by nosilla(f): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2007 |
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn´t stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven´t felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that´s when I shot him, the little bastard. |
| Re: Wishful Thinking! by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Sep 21, 2007 |
buahahahahhah dats really funny' lol where the hell did u pick this from, my o my! hope i dont get kicked off from the office  ,its too early to start lafn the way did in the officee  ,and my colleagues were like, hey clem, what hapened? u won a visa lottery or a jackpot? and i was like  my family membersin nairaland are givn me full doses of lafta n joy AM HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY this is the joke of the day! |
| Re: Wishful Thinking! by temmysexy(f): 9:41am On Sep 21, 2007 |
serious wishful thinking  this is really nice  |
| Re: Wishful Thinking! by Migines(m): 9:58am On Sep 21, 2007 |
Hi clem d day has just started. |
| Re: Wishful Thinking! by Nobody: 10:59am On Sep 21, 2007 |
april fool don turn april death for the guy |
| Re: Wishful Thinking! by Aiphie(f): 3:52pm On Sep 21, 2007 |
Don't you wish? |
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