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Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 8:31pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Eg,,, Picken wey say him mama no go sleep him self no go sleep Fly wey no dey hear advice the follow dead body enter grave. Cow wey no get tail na God dey help am drive fly No matter how u go under water go mess the gbudu-gbudu must come out. Bullet wey meet face cap no be warning If hand shake don pass elbow na fight. Fowl no dey bubble for night. Na lizard wey no get sense dey boast for crocodile, When breeze blow fowl nyash go open, Abeg Make the list continue, |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Dyt(f): 8:35pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
If STENACH no comot 4 hia fast na stone we go throw |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 8:37pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Let him without sin cast the first stone, Like I said its not funny, I just need the list. No be joke |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Dyt(f): 8:48pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Wonderin wat its doin on dis section den |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 8:49pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Pls if u can, move it to the right section , |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Dyt(f): 8:53pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Wat were u thinkin b4 u posted it here at first hisses |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 8:56pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
I was thinking that you could be so kind and add to the list, move it to the right section for me or better still direct me to the right section. |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Dyt(f): 9:00pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Try postin on politics, religion, romance n education mu he he he he he |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Ajibel(m): 9:01pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
*enters the joke critic* where is the joke? *waiting for a reply* |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 9:03pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
I will rather stay then . because those options are not better sorry |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
@Ajibel It wasn't meant to be funny Read the topic again, |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:18pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
To Wowo nor be old age Who chop belleful go still hungry |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 11:21pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Thank u @Anonymous2 To wowo no be crime, Soup wey sweet na money cook am, I tire no be say I lazy, |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:37pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry. pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old. |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:41pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle. na strong thing when plantain c na im make them call am boli. na tey e go tey stammerer go call him mama name. even jaguda get oga! |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:43pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
before you marry woman make u look e mama well because mango nor dey fall far from tree. Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start. Na where tree near tree naim monkey dey smart |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:46pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear. A rolling stone ……… na person push am Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 11:50pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Pynt wey slack na im dem dey call boxers When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say im get plans Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by Anonymous2(m): 12:02am On Nov 21, 2011 |
if u wake up 4 morning fowl pursue u i beg run o! u no know wetin e carry 4 mind . na lazy person dey run go house go pull shirt if dem find him trouble 4 field threaten na water, action na blood! |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 12:06am On Nov 21, 2011 |
Nice ones Kai kai and water get the same colour but them no get the same taste. Follow who know road make u no go fall inside hole, Eye wey dey cry dey see road Okro no dey tall pass him owner |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by dennyboy30: 1:10am On Nov 23, 2011 |
No matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake Small pikin fit play with the mother breast but e no fit play with the father balls The hair stylist wey dem barb vulture not fit am, guinea fowl say na dat kind style e like Pig say e no fit make friend with goat bcus say goat no dey baff Person wey dey shake coconut tree na him own head e dey shake Pig say swagger get level na im make am pack im own balls go back 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:31am On Nov 23, 2011 |
Na person wey get something dey know wer e for dey wound am |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by ARareGem(f): 10:43am On Nov 23, 2011 |
Anonymous2: Lol |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by stanech: 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start. lol |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by SageNaruto(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
I don laff so tey my belle don full dis nyt. . . |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by SageNaruto(m): 11:58pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Make me sef drop my own 2 kobo. . . If u do anyhow, ur landlord go see anyhow. . . They no dey tell blind man say war don start. . . Wetin make babalawo do advert make u know say him don hammer. . . 1 Like |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by babylolaroy(f): 12:33pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
Anonymous2: pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry.hahahahaha lol....im go wear jeans na |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by wisdomw(m): 9:19pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
Gals wey dey see dia periods no dey visit my kind. |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by babylolaroy(f): 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2013 |
wisdom-w:we don know ur kind be dat |
Re: Collection Of Nigerian Pidgin Quotes (not Funny) by afridigit(m): 11:56pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
Na over confidence make February no complete. - https://quotes.ng/cats/pidgin/4/ |
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