Eg,,,

Picken wey say him mama no go sleep him self no go sleep

Fly wey no dey hear advice the follow dead body enter grave.

Cow wey no get tail na God dey help am drive fly

No matter how u go under water go mess the gbudu-gbudu must come out.

Bullet wey meet face cap no be warning

If hand shake don pass elbow na fight.

Fowl no dey bubble for night.

Na lizard wey no get sense dey boast for crocodile,

When breeze blow fowl nyash go open,


Abeg Make the list continue,

If STENACH no comot 4 hia fast na stone we go throw

Let him without sin cast the first stone, Like I said its not funny, I just need the list. No be joke

Wonderin wat its doin on dis section den

Pls if u can, move it to the right section ,

Wat were u thinkin b4 u posted it here at first
hisses

I was thinking that you could be so kind and add to the list, move it to the right section for me or better still direct me to the right section.

Try postin on politics, religion, romance n education
mu he he he he he

*enters the joke critic*

where is the joke?

*waiting for a reply*

I will rather stay  then . because those options are not better sorry

@Ajibel It wasn't meant to be funny Read the topic again,

To Wowo nor be old age

Who chop belleful go still hungry

Thank u @Anonymous2


To wowo no be crime,

Soup wey sweet na money cook am,

I tire no be say I lazy,

pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry.

pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle.

na strong thing when plantain c na im make them call am boli.

na tey e go tey stammerer go call him mama name.

even jaguda get oga!

before you marry woman make u look e mama well because mango nor dey fall far from tree.

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

Na where tree near tree naim monkey dey smart 

A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.

A rolling stone ……… na person push am

Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem

Pynt wey slack na im dem dey call boxers

When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say im get plans

Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer

if u wake up 4 morning fowl pursue u i beg run o! u no know wetin e carry 4 mind
.
na lazy person dey run go house go pull shirt if dem find him trouble 4 field

threaten na water, action na blood!

Nice ones

Kai kai and water get the same colour but them no get the same taste.

Follow who know road make u no go fall inside hole,


Eye wey dey cry dey see road


Okro no dey tall pass him owner

No matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake
Small pikin fit play with the mother breast but e no fit play with the father balls
The hair stylist wey dem barb vulture not fit am, guinea fowl say na dat kind style e like
Pig say e no fit make friend with goat bcus say goat no dey baff
Person wey dey shake coconut tree na him own head e dey shake
Pig say swagger get level na im make am pack im own balls go back

Na person wey get something dey know wer e for dey wound am

Anonymous2:


Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

Lol

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.


lol

I don laff so tey my belle don full dis nyt. . .

Make me sef drop my own 2 kobo. . .

If u do anyhow, ur landlord go see anyhow. . .

They no dey tell blind man say war don start. . .

Wetin make babalawo do advert make u know say him don hammer. . .

Anonymous2: pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry.

pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

hahahahaha lol....im go wear jeans na

Gals wey dey see dia periods no dey visit my kind.

wisdom-w:
Gals wey dey see dia periods no dey visit my kind.

we don know ur kind be dat

Na over confidence make February no complete. - https://quotes.ng/cats/pidgin/4/