Mozarinia: If any number divided by itself is 1,then by mathematical induction,it is also true for x+1 and so on,therefore zero divided by zero is one.

my guy d same maths says any numba(zero is also a numba) divided by zero is undefine....so whc is corect nw...even try nd divide zero by zero nd see what ur scientifc calculator gives u

I had 71 in my pst utme,am in 4 law.

jon007: I had 71 in my pst utme,am in 4 law.

Guy pls i need ur number i'm also in 4 law and pls which venue was urs, mine was Technology (LT TECH) 08063141927 OR e-mail:- emmastalwart@yahoo.com............ Pls pls guy

Johncasey: my guy d same maths says any numba(zero is also a numba) divided by zero is undefine....so whc is corect nw...even try nd divide zero by zero nd see what ur scientifc calculator gives u

the tin pas calculator power nee.dey no program calculators to solve dat one.

The uniosun supplementary putme which anybody who score 200 n above can take weather u choose them or not closes tomorrow friday. For more info check uniosun.edu.ng to see if u can v a chance there. N u can contact me for more info on pin:27A625F5. 08078608332. Pls rebroadcast.

Some of us hav below 50% bt wi ar stil hopful 4 d admission lisT..dat'S faithfulness 4 u.GOD IS IN CONTrOL.WISH U D BeST.PRAY HARD

wats up wit al dis awetin stuff am hearin about waec cause i don't undastand. if we hav 2 wait 4 waec den re we also goin 2 wait 4 neco or nateb or watever exam de re doin am already freacked out waitin 4 dis list damm!!!!!

Pls Im inquiring for UI pre-degree in Nursing. when/if the form wil be out and do they accept awaiting result for O'level? I am doing this for my cousin. Thank u

Guys y ar u in a haste. Let me tell u last year's admission list was out after a week of release of putme result. The question we ask ourselves is Y? There are many reasons 4 dis. 1- The post UTME was conducted in two batches i.e 1st and 2nd choice respectively but dis year everything was done 2geda. 2- last year's post UTME was in August and october respectively and by den the WAEC results has been released. 3- I think dis year's result might be a stumbling block as the school might be thinking of a posibl cutoff that wil meet its requirement. So guys lets relax pray harder nd keep d faith high as we anticipate d admission list wich can be out anytime. I stand 2 b corected. Have a 9ce tym guys

@ san001 i don't think UI offers pre degree in any course. The only program i knw d offer is Distance Learning Centre. But 4 skuls dat ofer pre degree we have Unilorin O.A.U Lautech e.t.c. And curently O.A.U is seling its pre degree form

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Lobatan!! #winks#.....enjoy ur day peeps..greatest Uite

man went to his pastor,
knelt
down and began
confessing tearfully :-
Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor :- My son what did u
do?
Just confess
exactly what u did.God
Almighty
will forgive u.
....
Man ( sobbing ) :- Pastor,
I've
comitted adultery
with several of the female
church
members.
Pastor :- Can u mention
their
names and how
many times u slept with each
of
them.You see, For
ur confession to be complete,
You
need to
mention them, So we can
pray for
them too.
Man :- Ahhh pastor I can't
o, I'm
ashamed.
Pastor :- Okay this is what we
will
do, After
service, We'll go to the
church
entrance together
and watch members come
out.Once any sister
u've slept with comes out,
Just say
PAU.The
number of PAU u say will
determine the number
of times u've slept with that
person..
'' And so they went to the
church
entrance ''.
( Head usher passes wriggling
her
buttocks )
Man :- PAU PAU.
Pastor :- The Lord will
forgive u.
( Deacons wife passes
carrying
her bible ).
Man :- PAU.
Pastor :- God will forgive u.
( A choir memeber passes
singing ).
Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU.
Pastor :- May God forgive u.
( Lo and behold......The
pastor's
wife passes by
and the man went off like a
machine gun.....).
Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU PAU
PAU PAU
PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU
PAU PAU PAU
PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU........
Pastor :- Thunder fire u!!!
God
punish u!!!! May God
will never forgive u!!!
Lol...lol...lol...lol

@Lilly UI wan take hypertension kill,na laugh you wan take kill us!very funny.expecting more.

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wad up fellow nairalanders..any info on dis admission list of a thing, eh?
Hey, if u used awaitin o level waec is out..go nd upload ur result no delay anybody o.
Me cant wait to be a UITES o

There was a Nigerian lady married to an English gentlemen who had moved to London. The poor lady was not proficient in English language,but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request. Afterall action speaks louder than voice,she thought. She therefore lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady got home with pork legs!
The next day,she needed to get chicken breasts. Again she didn't know how to say it and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butchers her breasts. The butcher sold chicken breasts to her.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She went to a supermarket with her husband. To demonstrate what she wanted to buy,she unzipped her husbands trousers........ What do u think happened....... Lolz!!

the seller might think she has come to d wrong place cos he is not selling banana but sausage. LOLLLL sha. wetin dey under d zip fit dey strong dat time wey go make am be like sausage. Abeg o

plsss.wen is d admission list comin out

vimma: plsss.wen is d admission list comin out

we are in the dark as you are.

Fellow Nairalanders, let's all be patient. The admission list will surely be out one day! I'm sure it will not be too long! Cheer up and continue reading and praying in preparation for resumption......shalom!

we go sha c dis list by God grace

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Dz place don dey dull o...no joke, no news,nothing...

Once all villagers decided to pray for
rAin....:On the day of prayer, all the people
gathered and only one boy cAme with an
Umbrella..
>>>TH AT'S FAITH
When U throw a baby in the air, he laugh
because he knows U ll catch him..
>>>THAT'S TRUST.
Every night, we go to bed, we have no
assurance to wake up alive the next morning,
but still we set alarm for it....
>>>DAT'S HOPE..... :
so keep faith, trust and hope on God for your
admission, and THIS YEAR WOULD BE YOUR
YEAR.

helo everyone ,,wats the latest for Direct entry applicants to UI,and i hope its not to late to send our Transcripts down,

Lilly001: man went to his pastor,
knelt
down and began
confessing tearfully :-
Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor :- My son what did u
do?
Just confess
exactly what u did.God
Almighty
will forgive u.
....
Man ( sobbing ) :- Pastor,
I've
comitted adultery
with several of the female
church
members.
Pastor :- Can u mention
their
names and how
many times u slept with each
of
them.You see, For
ur confession to be complete,
You
need to
mention them, So we can
pray for
them too.
Man :- Ahhh pastor I can't
o, I'm
ashamed.
Pastor :- Okay this is what we
will
do, After
service, We'll go to the
church
entrance together
and watch members come
out.Once any sister
u've slept with comes out,
Just say
PAU.The
number of PAU u say will
determine the number
of times u've slept with that
person..
'' And so they went to the
church
entrance ''.
( Head usher passes wriggling
her
buttocks )
Man :- PAU PAU.
Pastor :- The Lord will
forgive u.
( Deacons wife passes
carrying
her bible ).
Man :- PAU.
Pastor :- God will forgive u.
( A choir memeber passes
singing ).
Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU.
Pastor :- May God forgive u.
( Lo and behold......The
pastor's
wife passes by
and the man went off like a
machine gun.....).
Man :- PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU PAU
PAU PAU
PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU
PAU PAU PAU
PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU
PAU........
Pastor :- Thunder fire u!!!
God
punish u!!!! May God
will never forgive u!!!
Lol...lol...lol...lol

guy u dey f tnny like dat. K.

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2012 waec result is not yet out

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n Nigeria by Boko Haram.
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change ur life today

i lyk dat

My Dad's friend just called in now... A close pal with HOD of our dept elect/elect our cut off is 55. We are all in