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What Are They? by adexbols(op): 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2007
1) If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say DADDY':
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LIPS


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2) What goes up & never comes down:
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AGE


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3) Patches over patches but no stitches :
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CABBAGE


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4) What is that we cannot see, but is always before you:
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FUTURE


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5) What goes up & down a hill, but never moves:
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ROAD


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6) You can never wet it:
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SHADOW


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7) What belongs to You, but used by your friends more often you do:
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YOUR NAME


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Re: What Are They? by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Sep 24, 2007
heyy sweetie now u come wid the answers though they are good food for tot

and ur post is indirectly ffofofofonyyyyyy grin grin grin grin grin

i mis u shocked
Re: What Are They? by Aiphie(f): 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2007
Now u're talking. Thanks @least I don't have to bang my head on the wall this time grin
Re: What Are They? by Aiphie(f): 4:08pm On Sep 24, 2007
Now u're talking. Thanks @least I don't have to bang my head on the wall this time grin
Re: What Are They? by sussy1(f): 4:29pm On Sep 27, 2007
Nice thinking i like that,keep it up wink wink wink
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