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Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by adexbols: 7:27pm On Sep 22, 2007
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by GeeCee(m): 1:40pm On Sep 24, 2007
Nice
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by clemcykul(f): 3:16pm On Sep 25, 2007
oh my GOD? WHAT werw u doing to that poor gorl angry
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by graxell: 9:39am On Sep 26, 2007
@ adexbols
Why cant you go there first, for you to know may its hot or cold.
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by adexbols: 10:00am On Sep 26, 2007
@ Graxcell


I think I have d right to send u there and bring me da feed back.
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by benjay1(m): 1:59pm On Sep 30, 2007
@ adexbols ; Guy which ones now ? U just dey quote Chemistry and Physics, I think say na joke we dey , next thing u enter departmental, Guy i am still readin your joke and i am not laughing yet,
Re: Hell Is Hot Or Cold? by Migines(m): 2:16pm On Sep 30, 2007
Be patient. Dry jokes take a long tym to sink in and then u realisd they dont make sense.

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