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1. Do you know that too much of thinking can kill you? Just think about it.😬😬🥴
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2. In 2026, girls will be like "cynthia, are you going to Chioma's abortion party?"🙄🥺🥺
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3. Please guys, look beyond ass and breast, your kids deserve a mom that can stand up and speak fluently and intelligently during PTA meetings.😆😆😆🙏🏻
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4. Please how can I fry my chicken peacefully without my landlord hearing the "Ssssshss" sound? I'm owing him two years rent🥺🥺🥺
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5. I need a woman that will come home and see me with another woman and be like "Wow! Honey you are enjoying o"😋😊😊😊
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6. This one I'm not hearing "1k to get 8k and 2k to get 16k"
hmmm, I hope all is well?🙄😹😹😹
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7. Anytime I make my girlfriend angry, I will just use my mom's phone and text her "My daughter, he told me everything, please forgive him" and FIAM! We are good.
Sense u will not kill me oneday!!!😋🤣🤣🤣
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8. Dear guys, if you are not dating her, stop commenting "My love, My baby" on her posts, allow me to know when to shoot my shots.
I hate confusion🥺🥺😹🙏🏻

9. Stop saying she left you because you are poor, my brother, if its possible, won't you leave yourself?😬🙄🤣🤣🤣
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10. If your woman cheats, that's your fault bro, women don't just cheat for no reason.
Ladies! Are you people hearing me or should I increase the volume of the Mic?🙄😬😬
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11. So I was chatting with my Bae and I wanted to tease her by saying "Olodo" BOOM! Auto correct wrote "Olosho" then my phone shut down....
Hmmm, anywhere I'm single again.🥺🥺🥺😢
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12. Someone should help me tell these traditional medical doctors that the problem of this country is bad administration and not drugs for cholera and low sperm count.
Thank you.😊😊🥴
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13. E don happen oooo.
Wife Call police to arrest her Husband side chick. Police reach there the side chick na DPO wife🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹😹😬
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14. My sister, sell that Iphone and eat, don't let hunger kill you.😢😃😃