there were two good friends bingo fartgbo and stupidio fc who went for a party. these two friends were the most dumbest of all the party attendants. there's was to eat and drink but they love women though. when drinks were being served, bingo ordered for fanta while his stewpid friend going by the name stupidio ordered for coke.

it was time for the party to end and the party host demanded all attendants to come on how the party went. when it came to the turn of the two friends, bingo staggering to the microphone with the fanta bottle half finished grunted like a bush pig, raising his bottle and said 'woow, this party is damn crazy fantastic'
his friend who was next who lacked ideas on what to say, thought it wise seeing what his friend said picked up the mic raising his drink bottle and said 'woow, this party is damn crazy cockastic'


. . . . . . . . . . . . and everyone there both the drunkards and the non-drunkards started rolling on the floor laffuuuuuu outttttt laudddddddd

^^^so na the 'knockout' wey u buy for missionary journey carry come for us be this. . Dem dagbo u oh as na 'bisco' dem finally package give you

it took me days to come up with this joke, so appreciate before i report you to the dogs (mods) for critisizing my yoke




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If nobody talk about you, then u are a nobody

so the op above u knows he is a stewpid person/



smh. . . . .

OLOSHI OMO y'ibo

Im a yoruba boi u prick!

Keep it up u 2

ehen. . . . . dem no critisize mi joke

Ajibel:

and said 'woow, this party is damn cockastic'

dis joke was common when i was still in pry school! meaning its now outdated and expired.
Ajibel dis is freakin' 2011 mehn, ok?
Give me a gud joke and stop livin in d past. . .

booqee:


dis joke was common when i was still in pry school! meaning its now outdated and expired.
Ajibel dis is freakin' 2011 mehn, ok?
Give me a gud joke and stop livin in d past. . .

huh, for 4 days i have been composing this and wtf are u telling me. . . if u dont appreciate mi yoke,gerrout






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booqee:


dis joke was common when i was still in pry school! meaning its now outdated and expired.
Ajibel dis is freakin' 2011 mehn, ok?
Give me a gud joke and stop livin in d past. . .

Abi o.

Ajibele,u no dey try atall

Judek2:

Abi o.

Ajibele,u no dey try atall

but e berra pass yo own sha. . . . . . . .

Lolz

Ajibel:

but e berra pass yo own sha. . . . . . . .

My jokes na comfaam.
I no dey post old skul jokes

This joke is so incoherent beyond compression.
More lyk coming frm klint the drunk.
Move over mehn.
Next.

Judek2:

My jokes na comfaam.
I no dey post old skul jokes

i would prove u wrong boi

ode remo:

This joke is so incoherent beyond compression.
More lyk coming frm klint the drunk.
Move over mehn.
Next.

who let the dog mumu out. . . . are u now taking over my position as a critic?

Read somewhere u were banned,.wot 4, i ask.
I quess the same sillyness u are exhibiting now.
C no reason y that ban wasnt permanent.

next.

ode remo:

Read somewhere u were banned,.wot 4, i ask.
I quess the same sillyness u are exhibiting now.
C no reason y that ban wasnt permanent.

next.

im not silly friend, i was banned cuz i was a joke critic. can u imagine?

Ajibel:

i would prove u wrong boi

Oya na,prove me wrong. .pork

Dry joke, i don hear am tire

* farts twice*

Ajibel:

huh, for 4 days i have been composing this and wtf are u telling me. . . if u dont appreciate mi yoke,gerrout






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what?! U mean u used four days to compose a joke, and u ended up wiv dis dry banger of a yoke?! After four whole days??! Mehn, ajibel i dunno wat to say.
U ain't gud at crackin jokes, , u aint gud at been a critic either(no wonder dey ban u )

Ajibel:

huh, for 4 days i have been composing this and wtf are u telling me. . . if u dont appreciate mi yoke,gerrout






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what?! U mean u used four days to compose a joke, and u ended up wiv dis dry banger of a yoke?! After four whole days??! Mehn, ajibel i dunno wat to say.
U ain't gud at crackin jokes, , u aint gud at been a critic either(no wonder dey ban u )

@Ajibel u re worst dan wat i tot if dis wat u can come up wit afta 4day of crackin ur dull and retarded brain. Mind u dis borin joke ve been said b4 u were born. Let me prove it 2 u. Listen 2 juniour & pretty's album Bolanle u'll hear dis joke in track 3 (monica) and dat album was sang in 1992. Bro d only thng u re gud at is critisizin fellow nl member. Bad student

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why cant dey beg me to teach dem how to write gud jokes


*swaggers outtie thread*

because u post crappy jokes

DunbaSs

Dumbass

When i criticise jokes to encourage fellas who post joke,they condemn me and when i post joke they still condemn me.which one man go do?


*sobben*