1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

mehn, wey d joke naa

Ajibel:

mehn, wey d joke naa

I'm sick and tired of trying to explain 'etc' to you. .


U nor dey learn? How u take dey write exam for school?

okay no vex next time include in the topic say na etc

Ajibel:

okay no vex next time include in the topic say na etc

whuaat!! because of only u?

See ehn, drop that ya phone then go to that dark corner of your room., once you get there just perform one very fantastic 'somersault' then as you land just lay there and die. . .


This way the smell of your decomposing flesh wont disturb your household and i can continue posting my 'etc's' anyhow i wish

lilkech:


I'm sick and tired of trying to explain 'etc' to you. .


U nor dey learn? How u take dey write exam for school?

e use package

Dis section is dry 2day . . . so in that case

BUMP

HA HA HA