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UNREPENTED PASTOR by kellynoah: 11:06am On Nov 26, 2011 |
A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?" The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian, we definitely have services 4 all christians |
Re: UNREPENTED PASTOR by bingbagbo(m): 11:13am On Nov 26, 2011 |
stop posting dry bullshittz old colonial jokes! dis is ur last warning!!!!! |
Re: UNREPENTED PASTOR by kellynoah: 11:15am On Nov 26, 2011 |
bin gbagbo:OK thanks sir, I will act accordingly |
Re: UNREPENTED PASTOR by Nobody: 11:00pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Hahahaha! Nice one |
Re: UNREPENTED PASTOR by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
kellynoah:Nna EEE , DIS JOKE DON DECAY NA, Y U BRING AM BACK TO D LAND OF D LIVING, SHOOOOOOOOO, NA SOO JOKE SECTION GO DEY BE |
Re: UNREPENTED PASTOR by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 12:08am On Nov 27, 2011 |
bin gbagbo:lol, pot calling kettle black |
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