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If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by bingbagbo(m): 9:05pm On Nov 28, 2011
lol, this na true story ooo.
My friend rides bike, and has always offered to give me a ride, but i smartly decline, as i dey fear bike.YESTERDAY, i decided to join the bike to my office.
He gave me one helmet to wear on my head, and he wore his own.
Bike no reach any where wey e crash! it was bloody!
My friend died on the spot grin grin grin grin grin



His skull had broken into tiny bits.i was fine, only i lost my memory!
A later closer look at my dead friend's helmet was shocking. . .












it was a calabash! grin grin grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Ryabcool(m): 9:13pm On Nov 28, 2011
MODERATOR PLEASE BAN THIS MAN! Thank you.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by ndukwejoe(m): 9:15pm On Nov 28, 2011
Pls ban this guy .he is too funny
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by bingbagbo(m): 9:38pm On Nov 28, 2011
Ryabcool:

MODERATOR PLEASE BAN THIS MAN! Thank you.

why?

ndukwejoe:

Pls ban this guy .he is too funny

but, i be the joke president! wink
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:58pm On Nov 28, 2011
Told ya, funny aint in you
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by ARareGem(f): 10:01pm On Nov 28, 2011
Madness.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by bingbagbo(m): 10:24pm On Nov 28, 2011
ARareGem:

Madness.


that is what u are suffering from! grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by StudioCFR(m): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2011
How old are u Bin Gbagbo?


No offence
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by bingbagbo(m): 11:27pm On Nov 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

How old are u Bin Gbagbo?


No offence

me and your bow-legged papa we get the same age, EEEEEEEEdiot!!! angry













bush pig!! angry angry angry
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by sylve11: 7:14am On Nov 29, 2011
answer the simple question wey studio ask u jor. . . angry cool
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by dani1luv: 10:14am On Nov 29, 2011
mtcheew
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Nobody: 3:38pm On Nov 29, 2011
Ryabcool:

MODERATOR PLEASE BAN THIS MAN! Thank you.

[size=20pt]mk una liv bib gbagboss, hes doing wat he knows best grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]

bin gbagbo:

it was a calabash! grin grin grin grin

now dat one made me laff i must admit
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Natasha2(f): 3:42pm On Nov 29, 2011
lol
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Nobody: 4:29pm On Nov 29, 2011
so u're suffering from brain damage cos of the fall
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by SIlknSteel(f): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2011
, and l thought 'IT' had something interesting to share. Bin aGbaya, always living Ur name, mtchewww YUCK!!!
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by jackpot(f): 9:18pm On Nov 29, 2011
crap
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Wendyslim(f): 9:44pm On Nov 24, 2012
Eyaaaah grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by RexioKlasik(m): 4:53pm On Nov 25, 2012
Bin has gone mad again undecided
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Wendyslim(f): 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2012
Ban ban ban. Too dry undecided
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Negro1: 11:41pm On Nov 25, 2012
bin gbagbo:
Please I'm Sorry for spoiling your day with this boring wrrite up,pls forgive me and when next I repeat it castrate me.

Bin why naw? must u always spoil my day wit all dese colection of stale write ups of urs dt u call jokes?
I know truth is bitter bt let me tell u d honest truth YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

Anyway apology accepted
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by Nobody: 8:17am On Nov 26, 2012
I Laugh @ d dryness of d joke n nt d joke itself.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by adstick: 2:28pm On Nov 26, 2012
hmmmmm people kon help out oooo laugh want make me die here ooooooo with dis all ur jokes grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by adstick: 2:42pm On Nov 26, 2012
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. people please check this one out
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by adstick: 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2012
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i'd rather have the money

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by LL1: 4:53pm On Nov 26, 2012
I've asked this question many times can someone answer me pls, who d hell is this BIN of a guy.
Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by noskybanj(m): 7:51pm On Nov 26, 2012
Cheap pirated dry talk. Ban dat guy abeg.

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