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| How To Know Your Church. by ndukwejoe(op): 5:44am On Nov 30, 2011 |
Meet a young man with permed hair with bible in his hand -christ embassy. If the same person have normal but his church is in a hotel or an event center -house on the rock. If that same person have normal hair and his bible is inside a civil servant bag-jehovahs witness. If that same boy's pastor before he preaches tells you "In this church we do not teach you how to make money we teach you how to make heaven -greater evangelism. But if his pastor likes blood -mountain of fire. If you see a 25 year old girl looking like 40 year old with bible in her hand without makeup.-deeper life.if that young man does not wear shoe to church either him don kolo or him be olumba or cele, You can undate this. |
| Re: How To Know Your Church. by Nobody: 11:08am On Nov 30, 2011 |
Hahaha! Lol. I only hope u won't be attractin trouble for urself wiv dis post. U know nairalanders nah?! |
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