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Activate Your Church Mind by dramaticspeak(m): 5:21am On Aug 06, 2014 |
The man, He takes a look at her And she lays sprawled across the table Hunger. Lust Desire Venomous appetite... He cant wait to dig his hands in.. He smacks his lips, Rolls up his shirt Oblivious of everything Of everyone He can't wait.. He washes his hands Then wraps his palm around her Massages and squeezes her all over The moves his hand movement to her neck Caresses it still Cuts a small chunk Caresses... Cuts yet a smaller piece from the chunk in his palm Rolls her in between his fingers Turns her upside down Right into a bowl Brings her out, then Takes her up Right into his waiting mouth ...this is how an Igbo man eats garri/akpu/semo.. It's almost like a romance! (Wrote this months back when my friend's husband took me out for lunch in a south-south restaurant. Almost all the Igbo men there that day ate their solids like this. It was a as though they were acting out a script. I couldn't but notice so I scribbled it down the way I saw it....NO PUNS UNINTENDED...) |
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