There was a Bike(Okada) man in warri doing his usual business and looking for customers to transport, were two rugged looking guys stopped him. And after price negotiations, the two boys jumped on the bike.

Just half way, one of the boys asked the other guy angirily "Rukewe how many bullet remain for that Gun"

Rukewe replied " na Five na"

the other Guy shoutin back at rukewe said "U dey craze no be six before, abi U no no say bullet dey cost nowadays"

Rukewe replied again "no na U know say the last okada man were carry us dey misbehave, so I use one bullet shoot am die"

The bike man was almost pissing in his pants now.

when they got to were they were to come down. Rukewe asked the Bike man "how mush be ur money"

The bike man waving his hands and smiling shippishly replied "NO o I be Christain o, I no dey collect money from passengers"

;d dat bike man na heavy warri man;d ;d

BUHAHAHAHAHA lol dis ez ponny

that is great. the guyz no get money to pay. na naija sense be dat. good and cool. keep it up

lancaster:

;d that bike man na heavy warri man;d ;d

Not true the bike man no act like warri guy na the two passengers act like waffi guyz.
Bike man no act sharp. You get wat I mean?

:obut him talk say him no get money bcus him no dey collect from passengers so him no give them anytin

The bike man carry last and warri no dey carry last.HOW?
Better warri guy go just form say fuel don finish for him okada before the 2 guys talk 2 sentence.

But as a christian, im suppose collect money.

Wetin im for talk na "today na my birthday so i dey carry una for free"

Dekie:

The bike man carry last and warri no dey carry last.HOW?
Better warri guy go just form say fuel don finish for him okada before the 2 guys talk 2 sentence.

very true,warri pple no dey fear oh! funny joke

well it depend no be every body 4 warri get liver, chicken minds full there o

this your joke an de koko

thanks men

The bike catch the jerk 4 time
But im bo be typical waffi guy,
Na im make im dey fear gun,

@ Chuxy:

Hilarious! This has got to be one of the funniest jokes on this forum!!
I literally burst into laughter on the street everytime I remember this joke!!

Waffi nor dey carry last o!!!

lol

shhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooo!
warri! una no gree gree oh.
okada man don zuzu

make those boys no cum try am for phc oh,
e no go hard the bike man tell them say na so im take kill two other boys wey bin no wan pay am im money.

warri pple na for unaooo dem don they hail una, una small head don dey big after, the head bust due to say na nonsense full am abi una bi nonentity??

kronkykay:

shhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooo!
warri! una no gree gree oh.
okada man don zuzu

make those boys no come try am for phc oh,
e no go hard the bike man tell them say na so im take kill two other boys wey bin no wan pay am im money.

na u get am, ;Ddem wan try

@lancaster

o boy no be mouth o.


@clemcykul

You go be heavy talkative

Plenty things dey happen oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 shuzzy!!!!

you no dey tire to talk?
GUNNER 4 LIFE

Dem mah that guy. But i go try am to one okada guy one day i go tell my friends so we go plan am together.

No just 3ry am 4 mushin area, dn go find d gun kill all of una (i dont nid to tell u d repercusion if ders no gun)

No tope get gun na, Correct Iron, abi Tope I dey lie.

@poster

Na today yansh dey back?

he don tay!

dat one na shakara for the Okada man.

@Tama

Na where u see this jokecome ressurect am. Abi u dey different time zone?

Some ppl av takn it upon themselve to dig up old dirts l8ly.

Lady-Ti:

@ Chuxy:

Hilarious! This has got to be one of the funniest jokes on this forum!!
I literally burst into laughter on the street everytime I remember this joke!!

Waffi nor dey carry last o!!!

Your joke is not new to us before it gets into your head. "I go die''( Francis Agodan) had already cracked the joke in one of his Night of thousand laffs jokes. So go get your own joke to crack for us and stop being a copyrighter.

@purest boy

this is a popular joke in warri,I thought about sharing it with every nigerian, I never heard it froom I go die, so get that into ur pap brain, stupid.