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Image And Likeness Of God by Chiori(m): 8:43pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
There is this really ugly guy, so ugly that even he is conscious of it without having been told. And so one day he reads in the Bible that every man is made in the image and likeness of God. He keeps the Bible down, picks a mirror, and gets on his knees and declares, "God, please, tell me. Are you like me? Am I made in your image and likeness? Are you ugly like this? Haba!" |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
where is d joke?? |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by bunmioguns(m): 9:49pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
the joke dry no be small |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Chiori(m): 6:48am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Then I am not much of a writer as I am a talker, because I invented it at a show sometime in Cal, and the house went down for several minutes. It's aiight. No stress. I'll stick to what I'm used to while studying this other aspect. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by craigwilson: 9:30am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Chiori(m): 12:11pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Where do I get the training for writers. I don't know how to pass the wittiness on pages. Letters look dead to me. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Agybabe(f): 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
@poster u try! Sometimes I wonder about this too. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by jimctu: 5:07pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
didn't get it =S [img]http://s03.flagcounter.com/map/FMv/size=t/txt=000000/border=CCCCCC/pageviews=1/viewers=3[/img] [img]http://2.s03.flagcounter.com/count/FMv/bg=00CC66/txt=000000/border=000000/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=1/pageviews=1/[/img][img]http://s03.flagcounter.com/count/FMv/bg=00CC66/txt=000000/border=000000/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=1/pageviews=1/[/img] |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by mikuz(m): 5:35pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
@poster comedy is not anywhere in ya forte. But i think theres hope;have you tried going into auto repairs? I mean something like being a mechanic? |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by bunmioguns(m): 6:12pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
mikuz: Awon Eleyi won bad gan |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by mikuz(m): 8:32pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Ara gaa gba gbu gi na abali a!! |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by lilkech(m): 11:56pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
mikuz: WILL HIS COMEDY THEN BE FOR THE OWNER OF THE CAR HE IS REPAIRING OR THE ENGINE? I HEARD IBADAN ZOO HAS AN OPENING . . . THE MONKEYS THERE NEED A NEW HANDLER PLUS THE PAY IS GOOD |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Chiori(m): 12:05am On Dec 04, 2011 |
See all of una head like Cafenol. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by Nobody: 1:10am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Chiori i get u. d joke'll have been a bomb by saying it. But sorry its most definitely dry in writing. . .ah! very very dry. But i get it, cos i wonder bout it too. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by StudioCFR(m): 7:25am On Dec 04, 2011 |
mikuz: Stewpid boy Na dia we go see u |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by mikuz(m): 7:59am On Dec 04, 2011 |
^ this one wey that 'auto repairs' clause just attract you like this? Hmm! No o! It's not as if i have anything against you being a mechanic. It's ok by me if you are one. Afterall it is a honourable work and a white collar job at that. |
Re: Image And Likeness Of God by dani1luv: 9:07am On Dec 04, 2011 |
eh, |
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