Girl: mom! I'm pregnant.

MOM: What! Didn't I Tell Youu that if a Boy Touches Ur Boooobs say ''Don't'' ? And if he touches ur pussssy say ''Stop''?

Girl: Well He Did Them Both so I kept on saying ''Don't Stop'' !

oh don't stop

Chidera is in trouble

Hahaha , nice one

@studio:when will u stop going to d jokes library to steal/copy $ paste or pirate old jokes.Most of these jokes do not have any fragments of laughter in them anymore.

^ first time im seeing a comment from you with fragments of wisdom.

my critics are enemy of progress



Bright and Mikuz, please kindly post the link of where dis joke's been posted before and i would modify and apologise publicly

Months back, studio you used to be wiser than this.how come you are now this extremely dum.b? I mean What happened to you man?
Have you been on the white substance since my absence? My boy,you dey retrogress oh!

seriously!

@mikuz:studio has gone from taking white substances to inhaling black,blue $ green substances.No wonder he does not know d difference between his left $ right eye.

Stewwpid Ibo boiz 

bright true!! But how did you know all these?

Lol
mikuz i thought u my friend

why the beef na

Nna na wa o,does it mean one cannot find one joke worthy of laughter in this section?una dey dull o.mscheeeew.

freepusssy u are hallucinating
go have sum rest

^Ignoring you.

better off without you

Oh studio u cud do beta dan dis. . .
Tis an old joke naw. Tho twas funny first time i heard it but not anymore, . .

u want me to notice u abi?
Ok i don see u, so u fit shift go oneside make i pass

@ studio, just chill its december now.this Guys don tire, remember where they are coming frm, january.

Oti oye mi

I understand

ode remo, i don't ever understand ya posts! Which kind illiterate you be sef?
What is the meaning of 'this guys'? Does that make sense to you?
So you wenting to night schooling?

my friend shatttap dia mumukuz
niger delta militant

Stwupidio ,I thought you are my pal.
Why the backbiting?

@Mecurse, shaaaaaaatap, coded language is beyond u.
U hear.
Next.

walking to church.

mumukuz

backbitting ke?

Are u really dat important. . How come i never noticed  


walking to church

coded lang-what?
What a coded cover-up!
CODED ODE!!
see yourself now?

my friend shattap u wont understand

Mikuz, problem is u cant fight this war on both front and expect to come out intact .
So stay focus cos u about to part with your xtra tyre.
trust me.
So, let go there.

see people wey dey go church,
well,na una generation i pity sha!

Ode remo helep me disfigure his face with your wicked jabs

i go pay for surgery

Old boy dont chicken out now, the fight is yet to start.
Mecurse the knobcase.