Every so often we get into tribal wars on nairaland. the Massive PHP clan is vigorously attacked by the well-fortified .Net camp while the Coldfusion chaps round the wagons and shoot at all comers. Here are a few curated threads for your delight. Trust you'll find some nice rejoinders and comments here. have fun 

First we start with a punchfest:
Defend Your Programming Language - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-149355.0.html

Then we bring on the big gunz
C++ Vs. Java - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-737656.0.html

and sneakily attack the Evil Empire
Is Java Programming Harder Than Microsoft.net Programming ,
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-265485.0.html

C++ Or Java: Which Way To Go? - Nairaland  (Round 2: Fight).
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-280656.0.html

Which Is The Best Programming To Learn - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-346122.0.html

Of course this is nigeria. We need to bring in the money angle:
Which Programming Language Holds Brighter Prospects In Nigeria ,
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-332463.0.html

Python Vs Java - Nairaland  (Die!!!! YOu slimy reptile).
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-697716.0.html

And of course some chest-pounding:
Java, The Ultimate Programming Language - Nairaland   (King of the hill, Pounds chest).
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-122521.0.html


And if you are a coldfusion enthusiast, Life couldnt be harder than this:
PHP Or Coldfusion: Which Is Better? (Page 2) - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-27675.0.html

C#.net Vs Vb.net Vs F# - Nairaland<-----Just threw this one in. Less of tribal war. More of clueless:
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-684498.0.html

And Java takes on yet another language:   
Java Vs C Sharp - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-188310.0.html

Dont you guys get tired:
Java Or C++ - Nairaland
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-117253.0.html

10 Reasons Why .NET Is Better Than Java - Nairaland  (The Empire Strikes Back).
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-47678.0.html

Python Or C++ Which Is Bera - Nairaland (Still here you slimy pest, thought you drank some poisoned java      )
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-793648.0.html

But that is what makes this board run sha, chest-pounding-king-kongs!

I think we will still need to make a thread titled this:
"Name Your Language Make We Kill Am" - because that is all it boils down to in the end.

;d

where r the functional languages

^^^None actually

Funny thread

Thanks for the thread
Am opening one myself soon
Not exactly to fight though