Just saw this while roaming around the web and felt like sharing it. It is quite funny, and i fall in like 9 of the categories.
16 Types Of Facebook Users

You have one of these on your friends list. Some of them are just being obnoxious while others are just being funny or trying too hard to be themselves.


1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they, see you in public. , ,

2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason

4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)

5)The "innocent" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus

6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates, and will probably steal this one.

7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "like" button

11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life

12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong, but then they never finish telling the story.

14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently tries to be funny, but never is.

15) The "News" - Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary

16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.

Mynd_44:

17) The jobless one e.g. this OP

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freecocoa:

Noted.

neyostica:

When will u stop givin out your cocoa(toto) 4 free?? Y dont u leave d handful left 4 your bobo dats if dere is any left??

neyostica:

When will u stop givin out your cocoa(toto) 4 free?? Y dont u leave d handful left 4 your bobo dats if dere is any left??

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Silence they say, is golden! Some times it pays to keep your dirty brain and mouth shut! That would avoid you typing nonsense, when next you feel the urge. . . Thank you![/size]

Flashaldrin:

bia, negro, is your manliness that tiny that you only feel secure by attacking women??

neyostica:

Albino dude, do you av to kiss cocoa's Bottom jüst to earn her respect?? Abeg free me

neyostica:

Albino dude, do you av to kiss cocoa's Bottom jüst to earn her respect?? Abeg free me

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Baboonish looking Discombobulated mountain Goat. . . You dont have to kiss my own arse to get noticed. . . I earn my respect. I suggest you do likewise. . . Catastrophically obfuscated Mountain Goat![/size]

neyostica:

Am not a small gal that likes exchanging words, so go look 4 your type ü albino coc.k süçker. P€äç€ öüt

neyostica:

Am not a small gal that likes exchanging words, so go look 4 your type ü albino coc.k süçker. P€äç€ öüt

[size=14pt]Your fada! . . . & your Grand father In fact, your "Goaty" Generations

I like it when idiots realize they are really congenital idiots. . . Adios puta! And dont try stretching your hand where it cant reach next time. . . Bloody "Nonsenticated" FOOL! Peace! [/size]

neyostica:

@freetoto, am tryin to figure out if u are dumb or stupiid. I gave u a brotherly advice and u resulted to insults?? Stop actin like a little gal dat u are. Peace out

freecocoa:

I take it you are referring to your mother and insulting your parent isn't a nice thing to do so I'll leave you with this,had it been you were fortunate to ever have a sister like me you'd have been dead(I'll shoot you) a long time ago for going about calling your mother a who*re on a public forum but God in his infinite wisdom knows an im*b*ecile like you will never have a place in a honorable family like the one I come from,so don't make the mistake of seeing yourself as a brother to me,we don't have dummies in our family.

Phate07:

^^^You must be the dumbest person born since Adam. So you cant even appreciate a good joke when you see one?

Eediot