A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news:

"I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for su, re, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from ZESCO rings the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last electricity bill:

"Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, ! it's in our files!" says the man from the electricity supply company.

"What are you saying? It's in your files??"

"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the ZESCO offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut it off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks."!

I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

decent try.

Is dis joke or report?

some of the above.

bright007:

Is dis � joke or � report?

@op, Bros u try abeg no mind bright007 hes just a bush pig

nyc joke bro

bright007:

Is dis � joke or � report?

now i understand the irony behind ur name. if there's any1 else duller than you on , then you this planet, then you must employ that person ;.



nice joke OP

@mustard seed:Just look at ur post $ read it aloud to ur self,then u can see d reason going to school in d morning is better than dat of night.











RUGRAT!

You try . No mind sadist when plenty for nairaland.

bright,are you tryna say mustspin is illiterate?

@poster. . . . that was the bomb. . . . . .you really murdered me ribs tis' mornin'. . . .

And for all you ret@rded as$ critics. . . . . . . i just love it when you're here to make the thread worth it till the very end. . . . . . long time ya'll. . . . .

ndukwejoe:

You try . No mind sadist when plenty for nairaland.

thanks man

DONkollione:

@op, Bros u try abeg no mind bright007 hes just a bush pig

nyc joke bro

nice having u here

EX-OFFICE BLOCK FOR SALE IN ORILE IGANMU LAGOS

PROPERTY DETAILS:
FRONTAGE DIMENSION: 37.5M
DEPTH: 26M
COVERING: 975 SQ.M

ACCOMODATION DETAILS:
The structure is demarcated by wall blocks into offices
GROSS AREA PER FLOOR IS 330SQM
GROUND FLOOR HAS 368SQ.M OFFICE ANNEX

FIXTURES & FITTINGS:
ALUMINIUM WINDOWS WITH BURGLARY PROOF
BLOCK FENCED, WELL PAVED COMPOUND, WITH FRONT AND SIDE GATED ENTRANCE & LOTS MORE

PRICE: 40MILLION NAIRA OR NEAREST OFFER [PLEASE NO TIME WASTERS]

PRIVATE SALE: PLEASE CONTACT LILIAN OR TONY ON:

08034383360 OR EMAIL: countrywideconsult@yahoo.co.uk

Country1:

EX-OFFICE BLOCK FOR SALE IN ORILE IGANMU LAGOS

PROPERTY DETAILS:
FRONTAGE DIMENSION: 37.5M
DEPTH: 26M
COVERING: 975 SQ.M

ACCOMODATION DETAILS:
The structure is demarcated by wall blocks into offices
GROSS AREA PER FLOOR IS 330SQM
GROUND FLOOR HAS 368SQ.M OFFICE ANNEX

FIXTURES & FITTINGS:
ALUMINIUM WINDOWS WITH BURGLARY PROOF
BLOCK FENCED, WELL PAVED COMPOUND, WITH FRONT AND SIDE GATED ENTRANCE & LOTS MORE

PRICE: 40MILLION NAIRA OR NEAREST OFFER [PLEASE NO TIME WASTERS]

PRIVATE SALE: PLEASE CONTACT LILIAN OR TONY ON:

08034383360 OR EMAIL: countrywideconsult@yahoo.co.uk

WOW NICE JOKE.

NO, THIS IS FOR REAL, pasted incorrectly. do you know anyone that might be interested?

Country1:

NO, THIS IS FOR REAL, pasted incorrectly. do you know anyone that might be interested?

WOW what a nice respond from a joker.

Country1 really nice joke. . . . . . Thumbs up. . . * laughin' out loud at zze Id!ot *. . . .

excuse me , do u mind Boss Ttdiamonds " your language please"

country1, i know someone.

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Country1 really nice joke. . . . . . Thumbs up. . . * laughin' out loud at zze Id!ot *. . . .

no mind am, make him dey fall my hand 4 here.