By all Means, MARRY!



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi



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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas



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The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison



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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,

Anonymous

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Guy U no lie , It took the intervention of God to loose my last gf (She made me owe 3yrs school fees).Thank God am free , Did i hear someone shout praise the Lord ?

Y u no go choke when u dey chew dry garri ,

@ben
i lyk ur sense of humor.

@ben~jay

hope you have finally paid your debts to the school.
I can imagine the travails the money loving chic put you through

@kingdons

The Federal Ministry of Health warns that chewing dry garri will make you go bald. It can also lead to severe pains in the anus when shitting.

@ brimback ure ryte! i had a bitter sweet experience, of the power of eatn dry garri,t

back in dos days as a student i eat dry garri widout water due to hunger and impatience to let the food cook. after eatn the garri weneva i visit the loo i end up in tears sometimes i pray to God to make the stool soft, and after my ordeal in the loo, i come out feeling as if my rectum is about falln out with heavy perspiration, but den i'll go in2 da room but on jeans, wear a perf, makeup and no one knows what the matter is wid me or how many cups of garri i have chewed

@clemcykul
LOL!
you are 1 hell of a babe

i feel 4 joke. it is too suculent absorb

Wot? ?

ben~jay:

Guy You no lie , It took the intervention of God to loose my last girlfriend (She made me owe 3yrs school fees).Thank God am free , Did i hear someone shout praise the Lord ?

PRAISE THE LORD OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HALLELUYAH EEEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ poster
that was funny
but i can bet it that any guy that marries me will never have ths negative quotes evident in any way in his live
truly

Halle-llujah

Halle-llujah

@bimbliss ; For now i am single and seriously searching, If u sure no go open barbing saloon for my head like my last girl friend, this is my # 08039518965 the name is Ben.

*signs*