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| Wow! by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sexs with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sexs with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to 'shine congo' with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god, "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must 'shine congo' with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for backdoor(rear-entry) so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to 'shine congo' with the nun. After the hippie ejacul8s finish, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Haha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
| Re: Wow! by mikuz(m): 6:40pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
hahahahaha! Choi! Nice one jackb.u.tt, oh sorry jackpot! |
| Re: Wow! by bunmioguns(m): 6:56pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
nice one op, kip it up,  |
| Re: Wow! by dani1luv: 7:08pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Roflmao, chai. . |
| Re: Wow! by bright007(f): 7:24pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
With this joke,Jackpot must be  best Joker of year. |
| Re: Wow! by dani1luv: 7:26pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^why you mentioning jackie's name here and there *am beginning to suspect* |
| Re: Wow! by mikuz(m): 7:38pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
choi! Bright you don drop am!! 'best joker of year' chai!! Na my ribs i dey pity!! |
| Re: Wow! by bunmioguns(m): 7:54pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
bright007: before you present your award, why not go to, www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81133119/ or www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Religious%20Jokes/Religious_Jokes12.htm |
| Re: Wow! by jackpot(f): 8:04pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
dani1luv:lemme help you suspect finish~ jackpot=bright=mukina2=El Guapo=Seun. How about that? So if person gbadun his fellow man, e go land am for trouble, abi? See me see wahala oh.   Wetin person no go see this Tuesday evening sef? No make me act Superstory for here oh *adjusts my wrist-watch* |
| Re: Wow! by mikuz(m): 8:05pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^ when did this one start? |
| Re: Wow! by dani1luv: 8:07pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
worlahi, jackpot, na u drink pass |
| Re: Wow! by jackpot(f): 8:14pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
bright007:thanks bro! I don't usually open threads but when I do na guaranteed>>> boom sha sha. for me, it's quality first, not quantity~ mikuz:Thursday evenings 8pm on NTA.  |
| Re: Wow! by ARareGem(f): 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
I have the distinct feeling that I've read this joke precisely six hundred and sixty-six times. But, oh well, lemme laugh with everyone- HA HA HA HA! |
| Re: Wow! by mikuz(m): 8:26pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
@aragerm Okay we've heard,oya please carry ya laughter comot for road make i |
| Re: Wow! by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
er, where did we stopped before that sexy girl on a mini-skirt(ARareGem) distracted us?  |
| Re: Wow! by ARareGem(f): 6:31am On Dec 07, 2011 |
^^ That's not me. I'm the one on the Buba and wrapper.  mikuz: Yes, I've noticed you. Now, move along, lemme see better people. |
| Re: Wow! by mikuz(m): 8:01am On Dec 07, 2011 |
see this chick o! Who better pass me for nl? |
| Re: Wow! by Emmaesty(f): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Lwkmd |
| Re: Wow! by MrResource(m): 3:01pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
LOL |
| Re: Wow! by jackpot(f): 3:03pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
ARareGem:what is the color of bra you putting on? Is it pink? |
| Re: Wow! by jackpot(f): 3:09pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Mr.Resource:okay, i need your tangential nomination and subsequential vote, Mr Recourse |
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