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Visiting The Rich by Beckyy: 12:35pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
Why some don't like visiting Rich People. Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?" Answer: "Tea please" Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?" Answer: " Ceylon tea please" Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?" Answer: "White please" Question: "Milk, whitener,tea creamer or condensed milk?" Answer: "Milk please " Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, cow milk or mother's milk?" & nbsp; Answer: "Cow milk please."(thanks for not choosing mother's milk) Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : " Afrikaner cow please." Question: " Hot, Warm or cold?" Answer: "Warm please." Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?" Answer: "You mm , I'll rather take it black please." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar please." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar please." Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please." Question: "Mineral,carbonated or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water please." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?" Answer: "Hey mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions. |
Re: Visiting The Rich by azeeza(f): 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
visitin d rich wil only worsen ur case if u are poor cos d way most of them treat d poor.just pray poverty shouldn't b ur portion. |
Re: Visiting The Rich by excel12(m): 12:52pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
good one!!!! keep it up |
Re: Visiting The Rich by Migines(m): 1:03pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
[quote][/quote] 1 on: Today at 12:48:57 PM ยป -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- visitin d rich wil only worsen your case if u are poor because d way most of them treat d poor.just pray poverty shouldn't b your portion dats really funny |
Re: Visiting The Rich by Chuxy(m): 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
very funny, its seem like the guy didn't want to give him the tea with all tha question,, nice joke |
Re: Visiting The Rich by desgiezd(m): 1:19pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
A very nice one. Im sure that visitor would make a phone call next time rather than visiting again. |
Re: Visiting The Rich by Aiphie(f): 1:21pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
I've read this smwia b/4 but that does not take the fun out of it. See all the wahala poor man go go tru just for a drink wen im visit rich man. Of course Chuxy he really dosen't want to offer anything and is hoping to confuse the poor man and have him salivating @ the same time. |
Re: Visiting The Rich by Aiphie(f): 1:22pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
I've read this smwia b/4 but that does not take the fun out of it. See all the wahala poor man go go tru just for a drink wen im visit rich man. Of course Chuxy he really dosen't want to offer anything and is hoping to confuse the poor man and have him salivating @ the same time. |
Re: Visiting The Rich by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
i have never laughed so hard like this before ,tears don full my eye, abeg give me water from benue river,in a glss cup from china produced this year, i don tire |
Re: Visiting The Rich by ituen(m): 4:02am On Sep 28, 2007 |
well done poster. i'm lol |
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