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Visiting The Rich by Beckyy: 12:35pm On Sep 27, 2007
Why some don't like visiting Rich People.

Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"


Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea
or green tea?"


Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"


Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener,tea creamer or condensed milk?"


Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, cow milk or mother's milk?"

& nbsp;
Answer: "Cow milk please."(thanks for not choosing mother's milk)
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"


Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Hot, Warm or cold?"


Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"


Answer: "You mm , I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"


Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"


Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"


Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral,carbonated or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."


Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Hey mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't
want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Visiting The Rich by azeeza(f): 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2007
visitin d rich wil only worsen ur case if u are poor cos d way most of them treat d poor.just pray poverty shouldn't b ur portion.
Re: Visiting The Rich by excel12(m): 12:52pm On Sep 27, 2007
good one!!!!

keep it up
Re: Visiting The Rich by Migines(m): 1:03pm On Sep 27, 2007
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visitin d rich wil only worsen your case if u are poor because d way most of them treat d poor.just pray poverty shouldn't b your portion


dats really funny
Re: Visiting The Rich by Chuxy(m): 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2007
very funny, grin grin grin its seem like the guy didn't want to give him the tea with all tha question,, nice joke
Re: Visiting The Rich by desgiezd(m): 1:19pm On Sep 27, 2007
A very nice one. Im sure that visitor would make a phone call next time rather than visiting again.
Re: Visiting The Rich by Aiphie(f): 1:21pm On Sep 27, 2007
I've read this smwia b/4 but that does not take the fun out of it.
See all the wahala poor man go go tru just for a drink wen im visit rich man. tongue tongue tongue
Of course Chuxy he really dosen't want to offer anything and is hoping to confuse the poor man and have him salivating @ the same time. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Visiting The Rich by Aiphie(f): 1:22pm On Sep 27, 2007
I've read this smwia b/4 but that does not take the fun out of it.
See all the wahala poor man go go tru just for a drink wen im visit rich man. tongue tongue tongue
Of course Chuxy he really dosen't want to offer anything and is hoping to confuse the poor man and have him salivating @ the same time. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Visiting The Rich by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 27, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin cry grin cry grin cry i have never laughed so hard like this before ,tears don full my eye, abeg give me water from benue river,in a glss cup from china produced this year, i don tire grin
Re: Visiting The Rich by ituen(m): 4:02am On Sep 28, 2007
well done poster. i'm lol

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