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Your Son by kellynoah: 7:59am On Dec 08, 2011
4 friends at a Party. . .
After drinks, 1 of the
men had to use the rest
room, τнε 3 men remaining talked
about their kids. . .
1st man: My son started
working at a company.
Now he is the president
of that company. He became
so rich that he gave his
best friend a Mercedes
for his birthday. . .
2nd man: My son started
working in a big
airline,then became
partner in the company.
He's so rich that he
gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his
birthday. . .
3rd man: My son became
an engineer,and is now
a multimillionaire. He
gave his best friend
30,000 sq ft mansion on
his birthday. . .
Just as the 4th man
returned from the
restroom and asked:
What discussion was going
on
1st man said: We
were talking about the
success of our sons
what about your son?
4th man: My son is man-lover
and makes a livin dancing
as a stripper at a night
club. . .
Τнε 3 other friends: What a
shame!
4th man: No, I am not
ashamed. He's my son
and I love him and he
hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was
2 weeks ago, & he
received a beautiful
30,000 sq ft
mansion,brand new jet
&a Mercedes from his 3
boyfriends who are also man-lover,  .  cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by mikuz(m): 8:21am On Dec 08, 2011
great joke!
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 8:28am On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

great joke!
WOW ur brain is improving, glory to God. cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by mikuz(m): 9:20am On Dec 08, 2011
hey!
Dont let it get into ya head ok?
I typed that under the influence of alchohol!
Re: Your Son by scottN(m): 9:28am On Dec 08, 2011
LOL Nice 1 cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Son by Dyt(f): 9:32am On Dec 08, 2011
tehehehehehehehehe
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 9:39am On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

hey!
Dont let it get into ya head ok?
I typed that under the influence of alchohol!
I knew ur not a sane  being. so am not surprise  cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by bright007(f): 10:07am On Dec 08, 2011
I call dis genuity in originality. grin grin
Re: Your Son by dani1luv: 10:44am On Dec 08, 2011
hehe, burriful
Re: Your Son by mikuz(m): 12:27pm On Dec 08, 2011
hey!
Kellyknow am,watch ya english!
Are you drunk or what?
Re: Your Son by dani1luv: 12:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
^Maybe,
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

hey!
Kellyknow am,watch ya english!
Are you drunk or what?
shocked shocked shocked cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by Phadalod(m): 2:13pm On Dec 08, 2011
nice one, keep it up, this is stress tonic for me.
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2011
Phadalod:

nice one, keep it up, this is stress tonic for me.
cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by bunmioguns(m): 9:17pm On Dec 08, 2011
hey whtsup Kelly, where av u been since, i asked of u and one of ur frds once told me dt you volunteered for d nxt suicide bomber for boko haram, hw true is dt
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 8:01am On Dec 09, 2011
bunmioguns:

hey whtsup Kelly, where av u been since, i asked of u and one of your frds once told me dt you volunteered for d nxt suicide bomber for boko haram, hw true is dt
i dong change my mind, na my son i send cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by Nobody: 8:50am On Dec 09, 2011
Ehn ehn better, kellynoah u're now posting cool funny jokes. Nice one.
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 11:27am On Dec 09, 2011
booqee:

Ehn ehn better, kellynoah u're now posting cool funny jokes. Nice one.
thanks man cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by mikuz(m): 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2011
na my booqee you dey call man?
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 12:57pm On Dec 09, 2011
mikuz:

na my booqee you dey call man?
OK thanks woman, .lol cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by Nobody: 2:56pm On Dec 09, 2011
kellynoah:

thanks man cool cool cool
thunder fire ur yansh for callin me man. angry
Re: Your Son by mikuz(m): 3:06pm On Dec 09, 2011
^ huh?
Choi!!
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 3:10pm On Dec 09, 2011
booqee:

thunder fire your yansh for callin me man.  angry
hey see as my yansh come suffer for something were him no know, hey babe u wicked, my yansh is blessed, no weapon nor thunder formed against my yansh shall prosper, better mess shall come-out of it, it shall increase from glory to glory dis I pray in Jesus name AMEEEEEN  cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 3:20pm On Dec 09, 2011
mikuz:

^ huh?
Choi!!
u see as bad belle people full everywhere,my God dong pass them. cool cool cool
Re: Your Son by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 09, 2011
People dey pray for good good blessing, u dey pray for mess, which kain person u be?? undecided
Re: Your Son by kellynoah: 3:39pm On Dec 09, 2011
booqee:

People dey pray for good good blessing, u dey pray for mess, which kain person u be?? undecided
if u stay 4 better house, eat better food, ride better ride, how your mess no go better? abey free me joooooo i know wetin i dey ask cool cool cool

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