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When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:30pm On Apr 13, 2015
grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:32pm On Apr 13, 2015
Another funny thread

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by falconey(m): 4:32pm On Apr 13, 2015
on a serious note this kind of thing did happen to one of my aunt.
She rejected SAIDI OSUPA when he was nobody.


Note: don't quote me on this I don't give a flying fucck wether you believe me or not.

The poster below me, I have an eye on you.

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:34pm On Apr 13, 2015
Fvcking Hilarious gringrin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Rexhenrex(m): 4:39pm On Apr 13, 2015
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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Olami90: 4:41pm On Apr 13, 2015
Dt boy must b a bastard then. How wld he av bin given birth to if his mum was married to dangote.he must b #omoorita in heaven bfor he was given birth to.

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:43pm On Apr 13, 2015
Almost laughed then i thought about it , what if she did marry dangote is it the same baby she is going to give birth too or shouldnt he be grateful to both mom and dad for making him possible so sorry stale try again

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:45pm On Apr 13, 2015
LMAO... For the little boy mind* mum thunder weh go fire u dey come for living Dangote for that my useless papa weh no even fit buy me clothe to wear* grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:46pm On Apr 13, 2015
I can see the son giving the mother were u okay eye look grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:48pm On Apr 13, 2015
missclasssy:
Fvcking Hilarious gringrin
27 shares just for some few minutes? Who the fvck are u? grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:48pm On Apr 13, 2015
falconey:
on a serious note this kind of thing did happened to one of my aunt.
She rejected SAIDI OSUPA when he was nobody.


Note: don't quote me on this I don't give a flying fucck wether you believe me or not.

The poster below me, I have an eye on you.

What do you mean by "I have an eye on you"
Please expatiate....

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:49pm On Apr 13, 2015
sameer1212:
27 shares just for some few minutes? Who the fvck are u? grin

You can call me "The Boss" cool

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by drnairalov: 4:51pm On Apr 13, 2015
Condom don't really guarantee protection during sex. One of my niggas was wearing one and got shot by the girls
boyfriend.

just saying*

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:52pm On Apr 13, 2015
missclasssy:


You can call me "The Boss" cool
for ur mind.

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2015
Olami90:
Dt boy must b a bastard then. How wld he av bin given birth to if his mum was married to dangote.he must b #omoorita in heaven bfor he was given birth to.
hmmm. . .
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by MzzTega(f): 4:57pm On Apr 13, 2015
missclasssy:


You can call me "The Boss" cool
This lady undecided
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:00pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:

This lady undecided

Hello, any problem undecided
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:03pm On Apr 13, 2015
okay
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:10pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:

This lady undecided
bring your ear. . .


itz falconey, father of shares grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:13pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:

This lady undecided
bring your ear. . .


itz falconey, father of shares grin
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:15pm On Apr 13, 2015
Alberto2k, come see ursef ooo grin
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by chymystique(f): 5:26pm On Apr 13, 2015
gringringringringringrin

undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided

cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by MzzTega(f): 5:42pm On Apr 13, 2015
Orijin101:

bring your ear. . .


itz falconey, father of shares grin
Falconey
Falconey!!!!!! grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:44pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:

Falconey
Falconey!!!!!! grin
for mentioning his moniker, expect more than 25shares for that grin

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by MzzTega(f): 5:45pm On Apr 13, 2015
missclasssy:


Hello, any problem undecided

nah,i get it.
btw,go and update ‘‘our'' diary.
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Acekidc4(m): 5:49pm On Apr 13, 2015
falconey:
on a serious note this kind of thing did happened to one of my aunt.
She rejected SAIDI OSUPA when he was nobody.


Note: don't quote me on this I don't give a flying fucck wether you believe me or not.

The poster below me, I have an eye on you.

Young Man, I believe you!!cheesy
Na you dash that girl Many Shares like that GOD Dey Oh!!

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:50pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:


nah,i get it.
btw,go and update ‘‘our'' diary.

My diary cry
I abandoned it for almost 3 weeks now.
It must be angry with me sad

Thanks for reading it though smiley
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by MzzTega(f): 5:53pm On Apr 13, 2015
missclasssy Our diary sad
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Acekidc4(m): 5:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
Orijin101:

bring your ear. . .


itz falconey, father of shares grin

How dis Falcon or na Falconet of a guy dey distribute Shares like say na Seun be him elder brother
There is GOD oh Falconey

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by MzzTega(f): 5:56pm On Apr 13, 2015
Falconey, welldone o smiley

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Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Nobody: 5:57pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:
missclasssy Our diary sad

I don't understand
Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Acekidc4(m): 5:58pm On Apr 13, 2015
MzzTega:

Falconey
Falconey!!!!!! grin

146 Shares, Goddamn!! This is really Unbelieveable!!


Falconey, you must be a Confirm Wizard!!
This is Really Mind blowing!!

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