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Bend Down Select by McAdem: 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used." |
Re: Bend Down Select by mikuz(m): 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
@mc na dem, i keep my honourable comments reserved,before dem go say i don start again! 290,000 people like this. |
Re: Bend Down Select by McAdem: 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
why now? talk am na u get ur mouth |
Re: Bend Down Select by Natasha2(f): 3:38pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
LOL NICE |
Re: Bend Down Select by mikuz(m): 3:40pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
make i talk? |
Re: Bend Down Select by Basildon1(m): 4:40pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
LOL!!! How embarassing when it sinks in!! |
Re: Bend Down Select by mustspin: 4:44pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
really can tell if dis is a joke or a story where is the joke |
Re: Bend Down Select by McAdem: 4:51pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
mustspin: |
Re: Bend Down Select by mustspin: 4:53pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
i don even borrow hand lens sef but i still cant find the joke, na wah for you OP o, why you come hide the joke na |
Re: Bend Down Select by McAdem: 4:58pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
I no want see your teeth out.It's a gory thing |
Re: Bend Down Select by mustspin: 5:03pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
^^^^ thanks for admitting that there's no joke on this thread. leaves the thread and slams the door
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Re: Bend Down Select by McAdem: 5:05pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
habaa, why show your living room door for world to see,i swear my poultry door fine pass am. |
Re: Bend Down Select by bright007(f): 5:12pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Copy $ paste!dubbing!photocopying! |
Re: Bend Down Select by McAdem: 5:15pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
photocopy ko easy, do your own [b]BAD MOUTH[/b] |
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