John and Muda were both patients at Yaba mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, John suddenly jumped into the deep
end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there. Muda promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled John out. When their Psycho Doctor became aware of Muda's
heroic act, He immediately ordered Muda to be
discharged... from the hospital, as he
now considered him to be mentally stable. The Doctor Called Muda and broke the good news to
him. The Psycho Doctor said:
"Muda, I have good news and bad news.The good
news is you're being discharged; since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another dying patient in the Pool." "I have concluded that your act displays that you
have a sound mind. The bad news is, John, the
patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am
so sorry, but he's dead." Muda replied, "Doc, He didn't hang himself, I Hanged
him there to dry because there is plenty water in his
body. Please, can I go home Now?

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