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Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 5:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
If Barclays Premier League would have been a class-room, then:

Arsenal is a boy who works hard through out the year but fails to succeed.

Manchester City is a spoilt child who purchases all the expensive books but is never interested in reading them.

Liverpool is a child who is very much proud of the academic achievements of his grand father.

Manchester United is a boy who just performs in the final exams and tops the class.

Chelsea is a boy who fails and puts the blame of failure on his teachers and then his family finds a new teacher for him every year.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mikuz(m): 5:35pm On Dec 08, 2011
he he he
choi!
Tonyfriedrice so you funny like this?
*stares at tony with surprising astonishment*
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by bright007(f): 5:50pm On Dec 08, 2011
Good joke.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 5:53pm On Dec 08, 2011
Hehehehe

weldone poster grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by ObiomaA: 6:01pm On Dec 08, 2011
u stole my joke
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 10:56pm On Dec 08, 2011
wow! and i never wet the joke wit ma pure water,










*goin home wit ma bags of pure water*
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 11:09pm On Dec 08, 2011
ObiomaA:

u stole my joke

hahahahaha grin

Na wa o
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2011
obioma call police,

mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 11:22pm On Dec 08, 2011
e better no be Naija folice cuz dem go disappoint am grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by MrBones2(m): 11:36pm On Dec 08, 2011
The poster is a boy who is so funny grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 11:43pm On Dec 08, 2011
hhmm grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 12:33am On Dec 09, 2011
mr bornes plzzz i don born pikin, sowi i mean child, no no no kid. watever,


just call me a man dawg.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 12:41am On Dec 09, 2011
I trust you grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mikuz(m): 12:53am On Dec 09, 2011
ha!! man dog!!!
Me self trust you o!!
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 6:20am On Dec 09, 2011
studio and menses how come u guyz dint get the first training every kids gets at home,

never trust anyone.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by StudioCFR(m): 6:31am On Dec 09, 2011
i've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before

change style

and please dont get it twisted boss, i still remain loyal to your humble self
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by MrBones2(m): 6:42am On Dec 09, 2011
tonyfred:

mr bornes plzzz i don born pikin, sowi i mean child, no no no kid. watever,


just call me a man dawg.

lol. Premature child cheesy
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by jackpot(f): 7:33am On Dec 09, 2011
cool joke~

cheesy cheesy
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by ARareGem(f): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2011
The joke was wet.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mustspin: 9:05am On Dec 09, 2011
^^^^e go soon get slippery grin grin grin grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 12:32pm On Dec 09, 2011
mr bones, will get back to u later cos am busy now making my gurl to be a mother,



premature child cant do that, can he?
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mikuz(m): 3:19pm On Dec 09, 2011
^ no so you go take father another man pikin.
Keep f.oo.ling yaself.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 7:18pm On Dec 09, 2011
menses u may be right, but at least they will definitely call me DADA. grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by oderemo(m): 7:35pm On Dec 09, 2011
am i meeshing shumting frm this tony one chance joke.?
am i,? yeah right the joke gone awol.
damn.
next.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 7:59pm On Dec 09, 2011
ODE? ur name have said it all.









*walking out wit pity*
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by oderemo(m): 8:22pm On Dec 09, 2011
the name is ode remo, its a town.its off lagos ibadan xpress. get it blockhead.
if your joke is dry, its dry. u spp. the not so pure water then.
not us.

clown. cant take the heat then 4k off.
were u forced to post that s.hit of a joke, go to sport section or better be one unpaid sport reporter then.
chikenna.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by zealot4me(f): 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2011
I DNT ACTUALLY DIDN'T GET DAT JOKE MAYBE ITS COS AM AIN'T INTO FOOTBALL


tonyfred:

ODE? your name have said it all.









*walking out wit pity*


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by tonyfred(m): 8:36pm On Dec 09, 2011
i know ur problem ODE. lol, wat a name.

come to my office 2morrow i have a cheque waiting for.


*walking angrily to govnt house to do something about poverty alleviation*
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by oderemo(m): 8:44pm On Dec 09, 2011
no be your fault now na ,internet dey cover your yansh.
just rem. i kill unfunny thread lyk papa rodigan kill soundclash.

inada baki.
poverty alleviation my ijebu azxz.
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by ObiomaA: 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2011
una don hear my song?
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mikuz(m): 10:03pm On Dec 09, 2011
^ nothing music no go see!!
Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by Nobody: 1:04am On Dec 10, 2011
ode remo:

get it blockhead.
if your joke is dry, its dry. u spp. the not so pure water then.
not us.

clown. cant take the heat then 4k off.
were u forced to post that s.hit of a joke, go to sport section or better be one unpaid sport reporter then.
chikenna.
ode remo na wa for u oh.
U be ogbonge bad belle.

Give d guy a break my friend!, d joke is really humorous naww.


@tony. Nice one. Really nice. I like it.

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