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Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:47am On Dec 09, 2011 |
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" to which she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" His grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bed room and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue." 1 Like |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:48am On Dec 09, 2011 |
A warri guy enter a library wit de population of about 50 pple inside. D guy saw a very pretty gal, he approach her nd was toastin her. After some mins de gal got angry nd shouted gal: will u pls leave me alone so dat i can concentrate. , Everybody turned nd looked at de guy. De guy replied: i will not leave u alone until u accept jesus as u lord nd personal savior, Yesterday at 8:16 am |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 8:02am On Dec 09, 2011 |
a nigerian man, american man, and an english man were travelling on d sea, suddenly d devil appeared and said drop anything in d sea if i find it am going 2 eat u and if i did nt iwill b ur servant. D american drop a pin, d devil found it and ate him, d english man drop a coin in d sea, d devil found it and ate him. D 9ja man opened a bottle of water and poured it in d sea and said 2day na 2day go find am! Lwkmd, 9ja 4 lyf |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 09, 2011 |
Hahahaha! mehn u're a real bad guy oh! Ur jokes are da bomb. I love 'em. |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mikuz(m): 8:45am On Dec 09, 2011 |
my booqee, how can you say that about some other guy? |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mustspin: 9:17am On Dec 09, 2011 |
nice jokes |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by Nobody: 11:53pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
Chei mikuz ur jealously jealous? |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mikuz(m): 12:36am On Dec 10, 2011 |
so you we're expecting i was going to look the other way and pretend ya not tripping for his 6 packs abi? Well,sorry to disappoint you! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by bunmioguns(m): 4:46am On Dec 10, 2011 |
booqee: *singing for B O O B S Q E E* you are my one in a million girl, baby pls come bak |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:39am On Dec 10, 2011 |
;DAn illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja . She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit, but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat. Then the attendant informed the junior pilot. The junior pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the junior pilot went to inform the Chief pilot. The chief pilot said, "I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her". The Chief Pilot went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat. Surprised, the flight attendant and Junior pilot asked the Chief Pilot: "Sir, what did you tell her?" The Chief Pilot said: Easy Guys! I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja , only economy class is!!! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:41am On Dec 10, 2011 |
thanks guys,,,,more on d way 1 Like |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:47am On Dec 10, 2011 |
A nigerian man trying to avoid pay of doctor's fee after eye operation by saying, "I still can't see"Dr. asks a sexy nurse to UnCloth in front of him.He again says "I cant see"Dr. tells nurse to open her legs. Again he says "I can't see"Dr. says : "{mother fucker}!! if you can't see, how come your DIç.K is standing, LAAAF IT OUT!!!!@@lwtmb@@ |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 8:05am On Dec 10, 2011 |
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Bleep" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 8:14am On Dec 10, 2011 |
[color=#006600][/color] Mr death went to a guy's house 2 tell him he is the next person on his list 2 die, The guy waz shocked & he started beging him ,but mr death said to him that he has no option than 2 follow him 2 d land of the dead, The guy said ok,but b4 we go let eat & drink , mr death said no problem , The guy included sleepng tablet in d drink 4 mr death so he slept off, The guy quikly moves his name on d list 2 d last , few hours later mr death woke up and said u r such a nice guy 2 entertain me & 4 dat ,i wont take u again ,i'l prefer 2 start from d last name on d list , The guy fainted, |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mikuz(m): 9:33am On Dec 10, 2011 |
You dey try sha! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by ARareGem(f): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2011 |
Yes, you dey try. |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by bright007(f): 11:52am On Dec 10, 2011 |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by MrResource(m): 7:23pm On Dec 10, 2011 |
Yea, u dey try >3 |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 12:35am On Dec 11, 2011 |
;Dthanks pals,,,,,am ma light this page wit more |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 12:36am On Dec 11, 2011 |
In a competion to rate the best security group in 9ja, Efcc, Army and Police had to compete, by searching for a missing rat in d bush. First the efcc started investigation by quetionind all d plants and animal in the bush, after some leads and some mnths, they concluded; there was no rat. Secondly, the army entered d bush and within 2 days burnt down d bush plush d rat, wit no appology, they also declared; no rat. Then the police, after some days in d bush, appeared wit a badly beaten rabbit, the rabbit was shouting ' ok, i agree am d rat |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by jackpot(f): 4:34am On Dec 11, 2011 |
^ :d :d |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by StudioCFR(m): 5:04am On Dec 11, 2011 |
funny badt guy. . . Well done Your jokes make sense. . .keep it up |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by MrResource(m): 5:10am On Dec 11, 2011 |
lol. . .9ja police continue man! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:36am On Dec 11, 2011 |
A crowd gathered at an accident scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get d story first hand. "Make way, I am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way for him. On getting there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat! Lol!, |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 8:36am On Dec 11, 2011 |
Four guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to share a room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said," Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night ." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass told him i loved him and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night." |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 6:02am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard a cry coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Ahmed crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a N1 coin and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Mustapha palmed a N1 coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Ahmed's ear. Ahmed, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 8:10am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to U We have some Nigerians up here in heaven and they are causing problems, They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is already missing,they are wearing D&G instead of their white robes, they're riding bikes instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds and smoking water pipe. Some of them are walking around with just one wing!' The Lord said, 'Nigerians are Nigerians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.' The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? hold on a minute.' The Devil returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back, What can I do for you?' Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' The Devil said, 'Man I don't believe this, Hold on.' This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Nigerians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioners, |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mikuz(m): 8:58am On Dec 12, 2011 |
^^ ya own copy and paste na coded!! |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by mirob(f): 7:00pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
This last joke got ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ROTFLMFAO |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
@BAD GUY MA LAFF IS ALREADY ROLLING, CHAI TANK U FOR MAKING MA DAY, KIP D GOOD WORK BRO, D JOURNALIST OWN NEARLY MADE ME DRUNK WITH LAFF , TRIPLE TUALE JAWE |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by dani1luv: 8:11am On Dec 13, 2011 |
lwkmFLAT my belle oh air conditionerz |
Re: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by badguy1(m): 7:27pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
thanks guys,,,am back from my working break,,,lets continue d lafta galore |
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