A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties, '
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.

Nice one

how you dey saucekid

Nice one guy am feelin u

@ adekennis,

i dey how you dey na?

i dey feel you sef

nice one

i beg how una dey take feel person sef
lol

@clemcykul ; na waoo are you trying to insinuate that saucekid and adekennis are GAY ? *scratches head* wonders shall never end.

@ benjay,

thank you my broda

@ clemcykul,

i no come understand you at all

Funny

how man go dey feel man bcz me i know say na babe deey feel abeg sombody complete am

na babe dey feel man

na una sabi

@mimiko,

where have u been gurl? it's been a lomg time.why dont we chat sometime?

@ ben-jay, una no serious ooo!!

@saucekid, no answer dem jare
yeye people

@ adekennis

thank u o jare

So u re gay if u got a brovaz bak?
Na wao

i dey oooooo no probs we should